[mueritos]

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

EDIT: ahh I really didn’t expect this thing to blow up….A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldn’t starve yourself to lose weight. That’s very dangerous, and if you’re prone to such habits I suggest don’t count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You don’t need to lose weight if you don’t want to. Obviously if you’re already thin there’s no need to make a goal to lose weight; that’s dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please don’t hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously can’t cater to everyone. I literally didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

[wuqs]

please look at this entire page

[fishingboatproceeds]

This is the first time the Internet has really made me laugh out loud since my oral surgery ten days ago.

Thanks, Internet.

[bunniope]

oh fuck its the dude who loves cock

[cursedcatpictures]

[leatherbars]

im sorry but this is THE FUNNIEST thing i ever read with my own two eyes

[sharpestrose]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Oh are we cancelling Pennywise now? Pennywise do something problematic?

[sssmoshhh]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[yikes-aubs-blog-deactivated2024]

september will be kind. september will be kind. september will be kind. september will be kind. september will be kind. september will be kind. 

[babyanimalgifs]

Proof that all dogs are angels. (Sound on)

via @hdbrosriley

[ttv]

Smol Angel –– Sound On

By: @hdbrosriley

Date: 2019

More: This golden retriever is named Riley and resides in Richmond, VA.

Playlist: Smol Awoo | Smol Bath | Smol Collection | Smol Angel

[dch]

perfection

[thefuzzydave]

so much smol

[ttv]

Smol Collection

By: @thefuzzydave

Date: 2018

More: How many different animals can you spot in this collection?

Playlist: Smol Awoo | Smol Bath | Smol Collection | Smol Angel

[alwaysbewoke]

History books always seem to leave this out.

[sunofsovereign]

Don’t let them tell you that slaves are our only history.

[dazeofthundr]

When black people ruled the world

[lachaayah]

History repeats itself

[realdowntomarsgirll-deactivated]

And who said moors weren’t black?

[monsterpeanut-deactivated202503]

These are fantastic who painted these??? GOOGLE  HALP

EDIT: ludwig deutsch <3

[monsterpeanut-deactivated202503]

yaaay

[monsterpeanut-deactivated202503]

Look at those fucking details!!! Look how he makes the light bounce off of the skin, the eyes not pure white but reflecting the colors. Each and every FUCKING CHAIN is painted and highlighted. The folding of the fabric aaaaaaaaaaa

[tielan]

I’ve reblogged this before. I DON’T CARE.

[solitics]

they look like photographs

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

The end got me 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[fluckingfeathers]

Toby confirmed all pronouns are good to go. 👍

[demonboards]

He's the cutest ah

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

reblogged for balance

[the-joker-hates-sjws]

Reblogging and not liking to disturb the balance

[terratheterror]

if you have a twitter and aren’t following this man, you’re a fucking idiot

[terratheterror]

i stan a fucking KING

[blackqueerblog]

SUPPORT HIM. Get him supplies and let him take classes.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

[the-desolated-quill]

Originally posted by disneyasastrology

[violent-darts]

BWAHAHAHAHAH. 

[kvothe-kingkiller]

the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.

A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre. 

[dadstielkline]

friendly reminder that ace, nonbinary, & pan exclusionists don’t do anything to help the lgbtq+ community. all they do is make people feel unsafe in a place that already welcomes them. anyways ace, nonbinary, & pan people deserve to celebrate pride.