The Condiment Island

| Ron | 25 | Show a little faith, there's magic in the night |

[bbq-sauce]

[fruitblush]

i am not microwave or dishwasher safe

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

childhood friends to complete strangers

[holybeings]

I love birds. Reasons for living. Little earth choir everyday are you kidding? Beautiful. Indebted and lucky for it.

[bbq-sauce]

How it feels when a former boss reaches out to ask you a work question

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[michiebasil]

fuuuuuuuck me dude. i wasted my summer praying in vain for a savior to rise from these streets 😭😭🤣🤣

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[bbq-sauce]

I think one of my favorite things about driving now is being able to be the person who gives people a ride, and repay the favor for all the times other people gave me a ride. It feels really good and I feel really lucky to be able to do this.

[wouldyourathervisit]

Would you rather visit

Banff Trading Post, Banff, Alberta 🇨🇦

Little Mermaid Statue, Copenhagen, Denmark 🇩🇰

Weeki Wachee Mermaid Show, Hernando County, Florida 🇺🇸

International Mermaid Museum, Aberdeen, Washington 🇺🇸

Remaining time: 13 hours 47 minutes

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[herbaklava]

[have-you-been-here]

Giant Hood milk bottle, Boston, Massachusetts, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onJul 21

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[geopsych]

Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.

It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.

If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚

Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

It's a large (and shifting) smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I know this map shows specific areas but as of July 16th I doubt it's accurate, all of Western PA is covered in smoke, so I expect it has shifted downwards

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Smoke plumes shift a lot. The further east/southeast you are from these fires, the more drastic the shifting will be. And there will always be uncertainty because ironically, smoke can make it difficult for satellite systems to detect wildfires.

BlueSky Canada has a prediction map of their modeled data here: