A mess

I'm depressed, queer, and my life is kinda in shambles. Genderfluid Asexual Panromantic, they-them. Currently using the name Charlie

[iguanamouth]

REALLY good

[whisperofshadowz]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

omg

[iguanamouth]

hey have you considered dragons having threat responses similar to cats and lizards where their scales shift to make them look bigger

sometimes it works  ( with mixed results )

[whisperofshadowz]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

Maybe some dragons.

[bicth-and-in-that-order]

Steven might actually become friends with the diamonds???

[bismuthspartnerincrime]

“no one is truly evil”

“i dont know if that’s true in reality”

no offense but im seriously gonna square up with rebecca holy shit

[ridragon]

are you fucking kidding me Rebecca sugar?????

Rebecca sugar probably thought that hitler should of been kindly talked to

[hazygold]

rebecca sugar is jewish ya piece of shit

[deadnotsleeping413]

Wait but like…. do I need to remind you all that this is a kids show? Of course things are solved like this, the intent is to teach children how to healthily interact with problems. Of course its childish. Steven is a child on a show for children.

[smuganimebitch]

rebecca sugar: i want my childrens show to teach kids the value of settling differences by coming to understand and care for eachother. even if that isn’t always possible in reality i think they are important values to try and get across, especially in a childrens fantasy tv show

you weirdos: this is fascism apologism

[armandyke]

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

[goth-gay]

This headline gave me mesothelioma and I’m entitled to financial compensation

[deformutilated]

Ice suspended around a tree trunk after flood water has receded

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

terrain glitch

[amaralesbian]

Hey Lesbians

There is nothing wrong with the way you are.

[imnothumannow]

So say I just murdered someone, but there’s nothing wrong with it if I’m a lesbian?

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Yea exactly I’m glad we cleared this up.

[stupidgeekz]

But because I’m straight, I’m going to jail. I see how it is.

[amaralesbian]

That’s right

[randomnamegenorator2]

Cancer

[amaralesbian]

no I’m a Taurus. Cancer rising though, good guess

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

op is literally being controlled by a rat pulling their hair but go off i guess

[texopox]

[worthythor]

arrives 15 minutes late to avenge with starbucks

[osheamobile]

a latte most vanilla

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[zelda-miku]

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

[bob-belcher]

[sleepnoi7es]

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

[surprisebitch]

a true ally

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

[fuckitfireeverything]

#are you flipping my pancakes

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[keab42]

Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

[punchthegoose]

Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*

[greenhouse-nurse]

Alrighty guys ,gals, and other genders and lack thereof I’m gonna teach ya a thing.

A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source.

“It’s bad,” they say. “I will deduct points if you do it.”

Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your teacher said, you absolutely can use it.

The key though is knowing

A.How to use it.

B. How to source it.

and

C. whether it is good info or trash.

NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance.

So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance.

Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see something that is good info for your essay.

Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No Wikipedia Ever.

However there is a loophole.

It’s right there.

No. Go closer.

You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as it’s own essay. It got it’s information from other sources out there. Just like you are trying to right now. And since there is a citation, it’s going to be listed at the end of the wikipedia article.

Look at citation number 4

Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia.

And look. Do you see it. There is a link. It’s the blue words with the boxy arrow thingamajig.

That thing. Click it.

Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you are at the source, you can utilize it.

But what if its a book that’s the source.

You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, or avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable.

Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and then use quote citation.

And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources cite them. Not the wikipedia.

Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet essay you got planned.

You’re on your way to greatness.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[jeansbaz]

Happy 15th match 😘

[jeansbaz]

1 year later hello scheduled this back in August, you’re welcome future me

Also, only just realised i spelt march wrong

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.