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I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

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chris evans vs james franco

verdantelf

joey tribbiani vs ross gellar

#someone send me the first one pls #i want

fanonical

the potter puppet pals were an iconic voice of our generation and nothing will convince me otherwise

because really, the mysterious ticking noise was a work of art and harry potter being an arrogant douchebag was just the right kind of ridiculous

bitterfucked

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

legislacerator

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

leafcrunch

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

tramampoline

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

thegreenwolf

rosebuncat

What??? The fuck????

kateordie

I am from Canada and can verify that if your car hits a moose, your car will not survive but the moose likely will

aquilaofarkham

by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door

indyfinitely

#team fake it till you make it

dimir-charmer

#the most millenial fucking movie i swear to god

#a rough handful of kids growing into a mess that the last generation left behind to fester

#doing their best even when their best is literally just walking in with one-eighth of a plan and seven-eighths of a prayer

stevenjackie

lesbianshepard

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

falseknees

Mourning Morning

ask-bot

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

welcomedhappiness

That you cannot fax money to someone.

kurumawer

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

jungle-plastic

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

asoulgonesince2002

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

pizzaalle

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

lady-averie

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

#i recently had to teach an ex how to boil water on the stove and make pasta #he's 21

marchezdanslombre

has this been done yet

marchezdanslombre

did someone popular reblog this

fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021

some idiot on reddit made a bot that replies to every comment that uses the word penis with ‘lol penis’ and didn’t realise it would also pick up on its own comments

#this is wonderful

maxevvans

Okay so many of you know about Ramadan, the month in the islamic calander where every muslim who’s not travelling, pregnant, breastfeeding, diabetic or on their period or is ill or elderly has to fast from dawn until sunset and refrain from smoking, sex, swearing, etc. Instead of sending everyone I follow what I would like them to tag as #nsfr (not safe for ramadan), here is a list of things to tag:

food

nudes/ nsfw

kissing/ pda

smoking

bad language

I’d appreciate it if people reblog this so every muslim doesn’t have to ask the 400+ blogs they follow to tag stuff. Thanks!

maxevvans

Ramadan 2017 will tentatively begin in the evening of Friday, May 26th and ends in the evening of Saturday, June 24th!

penthesilea1623

adulthoodisokay

Please read the Digital Editorial Director of @teenvogue‘s response because it’s awesome.

taraljc

THIIIIIIIIS

mental illness in a nutshell

literally anyone: are you ok?

me: you mean like your standards ok or my standards ok

witdiseased

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens