the garbage will do

Is it time for a colorful metaphor?

[continuumofq]

Well if the tumblr purge is here (not that I use it that much these days anyway) you can find me yelling about politics and occasionally talking about my science/life at @exoreys on twitter. Thanks for the 10ish years of memories, it’s been real ✌🏻

[kyloorenz]

The Good Place 3×09: Don’t Let the Good Life Pass You By

[quakebeats]

the next person to photoshop the “had to do it to em” dude into a normal picture is getting murdered

[pietriarchy]

[lesbianmikewheeler]

i know this scene is supposed to demonstrate how vapid everyone but bella is but this is quite literally exactly how i talk in real life every day

[hello-hayati]

This is like the most real conversation in the whole movie I feel.

[continuumofq]

I waited months for a “sign from the universe” that my crush on this dude is not worth pursuing and today I got it but. Like could it have been less annoying and hurtful maybe

[dankmemeuniversity]

[validnoodle]

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mockwa]

[viola-and-chill]

sing us a song you’re the piano man

[r-bearr]

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

[sailorbrazil]

[felinenthusiast]

the good place is a good show because it has genuinely touching moments that discuss what it means to be a good person and how others can impact you positively etc. but also it has stuff like this

[continuumofq]

Is there a word for “when you’re talking to your younger brother and his girlfriend who are in a long term, stable, happy relationship and you are very single and about to start therapy to deal with your commitment/trust issues and severe anxiety” because it’s a Mood and it’s not one I enjoy

[unpredictablememes]

[hazy-october]

[cesaray]

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

oh, you love carl sagan? name five turtlenecks he wore

[yuckyrat-deactivated20200413]

ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus

P̙̳͡h͉̕ͅ'̩͎̫̱̮N̡̞͔̫g̮̪ͅL͕ͅu̺ͅI͏͓̰̣͍ ̳̟̭͔̲̝͟ͅm̤̲̟̟̩͢G̟̫̠̣̹͝l̷̻̰̟͈̲͖W̫'͚̖̜͔̝͜n̸̤͖̙A̦̗̤̹͓̜̞f̫͇̰̦͚̲͕́H̸̦ ̘̗̪̗̮̺c͚͔T̶̻̠̣̬̲̯̬h̴͓͉̥͈͈̙̦Ṷ͍͚͓̫̖l̹̦H͖̹͙͚ụ͈̕ ̹͓͇̰͝ͅͅR͔̻'͉̼̳̜͓͍̙l̜̦̭̟Ỳ͔͉͇͍̥ͅe̵̹̻̖̘H̥͠ ͘ẃ̪G̯̭͙̱a̞̪̰̤͇̖͝H̪̜̪͉̥̰ͅ'̩͖͈̣n̡A̱̣g̻̺̞̤L͏ ̪̙̙ͅf̴Ḫ̺̖̫t̜̜̼A͍̼͎͖̟̞̬g̦N͈͎̺̫

♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫ 

[thekinglunar]

Looked GOo0OD

Looked BbbB@AAaDD