cuddlefish

she/her, crawled out of the swamps of jersey I’ve been here for too long so consistency is out the window.

[selkiese]

wawa

[tragicburnout]

[watchpoob]

We have heard your cries, and Poob has it for you!

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[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[catalpa-waltz]

connie from admin/big hud, heatwave addition

for one reason or another his place doesn’t have central air so she blithely suggests he stay for the weekend (or for however long it takes for the weather to break which could be goodness knows how long) and he’s standing in her doorway with his little duffel bag, weight shifting from one foot to the other, suddenly scared as shit that she’s going to get sick of him that she’s going to realize what a stupid brute he is and all he’s going to do is track metaphorical mud into her cool, clean, uncluttered space but her kitchen is a blessed 72 degrees and he chugs a glass of ice water at her sink and she looks so good in her breezy blouse and linen pants he’d kind of like to just ask her to bed, stay there all weekend long but he’s trying to be on his best behavior so they walk to the farmers’ market and he sneaks away to buy her a bouquet of flowers which only wilt a little by the time they get them home.

and they go to the movies as much for the cool shade of the theatre as the film itself and connie’s trailing her fingertips up and down his forearm and letting her hand rest on the swell of his thigh where his shorts end and he should have worn jeans he’s so hard he’s gonna lose his fucking mind but he’s being *good* and afterward they go for an early drink somewhere and all it takes is the tip of her sandaled foot pressed to the arch of his own for him to stand up and excuse himself to the bathroom to splash water in his face and give himself a talking-to in the mirror you’re not an animal jesus christ get it together you are a *gentleman* and they get back home and connie suggests they spend some time at the rooftop pool of her apartment complex and by now huddy’s white-knuckling it but he agrees and he endures the sight of her in her swimsuit and dutifully sprays sunscreen across her back and she suns herself while he stays mostly in the water, seriously thinking about drowning himself and then when she decides she’s ready to go back he follows her and the cold air in her apartment hits him like a slap in the face and she got a little red in the shoulders and in the apples of her cheeks and he cant take it any more he just can’t and he falls to his knees on her living room rug and eats her out on the couch the end 😇

[kropotkindersurprise]

It's Take a Closer Look at that Snout Tuesday

[ladyofspoons]

sing my angel of music….

[kropotkindersurprise]

ahhhhhhhh...

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[wordfather]

we used to say 'pics or it didnt happen' and if you were lying you'd be screwed. but liars can show me a picture now and i dont know if its real. i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[fractally]

The whole "Shane controlling Ilya" thing where outsiders assume (absurdly) that Shane would be putting Ilya on a leash (outside the bedroom anyway) and telling him not to fight or not to make mean comments is extra annoying because that's 100% WAG logic and I think Shane and Ilya would both find it super irritating.

The assumed logic of the WAG-player relationship is that the woman manages to "lock down" a wealthy, sexually promiscuous athlete by being good in bed and also a kind of surrogate mother-wife figure. She's assumed to be keeping this testosterone fueled, concussed man on the straight and narrow and managing his business for him. It's imagined as an economic-sexual relationship moreso than a romantic-sexual one. The whole point of Hollanov is that that's not their relationship. There is no WAG.

This is also why I don't like the whole "Shane locked down Ilya" stuff. Or really any of the heterosexual obsession with showing off a relationship as an achievement. Shane didn't "get" Ilya they mutually chose each other. The thing they should be proud of isn't something they can even show off, it's the years of dealing with the closet and public pressure and forced separation. Yuna even says this in TLG---she wishes she could brag about how hard they've worked to be together.

[lovelylogans]

is there such a thing as a beta but instead of reading for line edits or plot notes, they just read my work and recommend what tags to put on ao3 outside of like. warnings.

[centrumlumina]

Lulu's Totally Unofficial Guide to the Top 10 Freeform Tags to Add to Your Fanfic

Genre - Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slice of Life, Case Fic, etc.

AU - If it's an AU, what kind? What role do each of the characters play? How is it different to their canon role?

Parts of canon - If it's not an AU, what part of canon is it about? Is it set before, during or after a particular episode?

Themes - Are there any topics or ideas which you are trying to explore, or which come up repeatedly?

Minor Warnings - Is there anything you think you should warn for that isn't included in the archive warnings?

Format & Length - Is your work art, video, podfic, etc? Does it use a particular format like a Drabble or 5+1?

Characters - What is going on with each of your major characters? If you had to describe them with one or two adjectives, what would you pick? (Format as [Adjective] [Character Name].)

Relationships - What is going on with each of your major relationships? Are there any relationship tropes like Slow Burn or Enemies to Lovers in your story?

Tropes - Are there any tropes or common story elements in your story that haven't been tagged yet? If your work was on TV tropes, what are the first things you would add?

Sex - If your work includes sex, what kink(s) and specific act(s) does it involve?

Remember: you can always look at the drop-down menu for suggestions. But! If you want to tag something that doesn't appear on the drop-down menu, you can & should write in a new tag!

[mikkeneko]

This is a good guide!

[businesstiramisu]

This is one of the things r/ao3 is actually pretty helpful for, in fact I think centrumlumina's guide is almost word-for-word match for advice that i see posted regularly on there. Its also great for "here's a thing that happens in my story/i want to warn readers about, is there a tag for that?" (Or even "this tag i already know about doesn't suit my purposes for xyz reasons. What can i do instead?")

[gaygoatshane]

fun season 2 promo idea: hudson and connor put watermelons between their thighs and we see which of them can crack one first

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[megafaunatic]

if you cant do the slime, dont do the time

- slogan i just made up promoting the use of sunscreen lotion rather than spray or stick sunscreen