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I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

11 years is ridiculous when will i be free

#11 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

pissvortex

Does anyone know how to stop getting these campaign text messages

wifegideonnav

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

absoluteconceptofbeauty

:/

buzzkillgirls

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

infectiouspiss

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

kosmogrl

lakemojave

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

mindofjson

somebody dropped a newport 10000

zangoonse

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

rosewater1997

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

memorycycle

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

hortensius-deactivated20240909

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable