THE HITMAN'S / *WIFE'S BODYGUARD

My name is MICHAEL BRYCE and I USED to be a BODYGUARD for politicians and the elite. That is until the absolute MONSTER that is Darius Kincaid came into my life and made it a LITERAL shitshow.

[kcnorthbear]

@oxfords—notbrogues

[avallongifsandedits]

Ryan Reynolds in The Hitman’s Bodyguard. Gif collection made for RP purposes.

@naturallysuper1967​

[tvscreencaps23]

[bcdygrd]

I know I still have replies to answer tonight but if you’d like to request a starter hit that like button! 

[hainesane]

[eviefyres]

PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[hobrien]

[bcdygrd]

THERE’S A NEW TRAILER AHHHHHH 

[somnolentsuggestions]

there is nothing more important than your softheartedness. it is so valuable and so easy to lose

[wildeinsp]

[beautifulstrangefantastic]

[bcdygrd]

                How many times have you nearly got me KILLED ..?

[bcdygrd]

That meme “Don’t look at him. Why are you looking at him? Look at me. He’s not gonna help you. ” is very Michael energy at the beginning of Hitman’s Bodyguard.

[bcdygrd]

“if it makes you feel better,   you’re not that interesting.”

sentences / starters taken from black widow   :   name of the rose

❝ Thank you that does, in fact, make me feel better because you know if I was interesting clearly I’d be suffering some kind of psychological break because my motto is boring is better. Less chance of attention even lesser chance of bullet holes in my client. ❞ He stood on his front porch gesturing,  ❝ you sure you don’t wanna come in? I wasn’t expecting company but I’m kind of REQUIRED to offer you a hot beverage, what with it being the crack of bloody dawn.   ❞

[peraltalinetti]

[cinematic-literature]

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) by Patrick Hughes

Book title: The Secret (2006) by Rhonda Byrne

[rob-pattinson]

RYAN REYNOLDS “6 Underground” — 2019, dir. Michael Bay