[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: if you guys keep trying to kill mutants we’re gonna have to defend ourselves

Humans: that sounds like a threat.

Magneto:

[revolutionarytea]

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

[bisexualgambit]

Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:

They have the same bass line in every song

Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:

It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them

[illbreakyou]

[i-rather-be-lost]

The best thing about the world cup is that the U.S. isn’t in it

[theavengers]

Chris Hemsworth and Taika Waititi on the set of “Thor: Ragnarok”

[fefairys]

when the depression hits

[marveladdicts]

#asgard style

[gaslightgallows]

Meanwhile, this dainty little shit…

[thefallenpain]

He was adopted

[thorvaenn]

Thor trying to teach his murderbro some manners.

[mozzarellastickz]

*blows a kiss to the sky* for Thor

[nocuer]

You ain’t at your lowest till you sit down in a standing shower

[mcavoy]

[klashta-neali]

[c3po]

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

[nocontextgoodplace]

[feuer-bluete]

[forever90s]