i have a piss allergy

marlowe, 26, they/them || i'll make an about eventually || tv/video games/books/etc || follows from @floodedlungss

[bdgunravelme]

Stupid poo poo butt. Absolutely poo poo face, this is why god gave you a piss allergy. Try again, loser.

GOD this is gonna live in my brain rentfree. im gonna get this ask tattooed on my body. thank you so much.

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[lestatdelioncuort]

A second thought save them all from my provoked rage...Where is Louis?

[flanbolt]

[baker-chan-senpai]

top 10 fun date ideas to share with your 52 years long situationship or smtg idk

[lioncourtz]

Lover Boy Louis

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.06 | "Montreal"

[ileftmysoulinnorway]

Tiny crumbs.

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[griffineatsbread]

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[balketh]

The funniest thing to me about the highly acclaimed and very good TV show Interview With The Vampire/The Vampire Lestat is how it's almost certainly going to end.

They're gonna get their 5 strong seasons, up to/including The Tale of the Body Thief, and, given viewer attrition and 'other factors' (iykyk), that'll probably be it, in all likelihood.

Which means they're gonna (or should) end the show on a quick ten second supercut (that'd cost them half an episode's budget) of all the buck-wild shit about vampires actually being actual extraterrestrial alien lizard spirits from Atlantis yes that Atlantis and such.

Ending with Lestat saying "As for the rest? Actually... You wouldn't believe me even if I told you. Go read the book if you really wanna know."

[ambiicarus]

I really believe the “Armends” pun was Lestat editorializing. Not because Armand would never say that, but it’s just such a Lestat joke. I really think that he thought of it after Armand apologized and was kicking himself just waiting for another opportunity to use it, so he worked it into his retelling of Louis’ account of that evening when he was recording the Failures.

[autarkiia]

computa, show me ten thousand gifs of armand crying

[knighteirian]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026–) 3.07 "The Failures"

[thevampirecaspian]

Don’t steal lestat hairstyle