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garbage

[zsnes]

cosmo wanda i wish for everyone explode die kill kill evil die explode die die die

[karimitic]

Wanda: But Timmy, I'm pretty sure committing a genocide is illegal!

Cosmo: Nuke or orbital laser?

[charlesoberonn]

[gservitor]

Maryann lost Cosmo and Wanda after causing the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand which started World War I.

No, I am not kidding, Cosmo and Wanda canonically started WWI.

[stalker-among-the-stars]

[musesofliterature]

Can someone explain exactly how MaryAnn caused the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand? Like what did she wish for.

[charlesoberonn]

Mary Ann, bored at school: "Cosmo, I wish European politics were more interesting."

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[omghotmemes]

Google Earth is Amazing

[kingscrown666]

Wait for it…

[hereisisa]

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

[thedreamyperidot]

@unnaturaldecay

[medoisa]

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

[mxnrique]

[bi-dazai]

This guy got banned twice for some of this shit and came back and immediately did it again. hero

[entropyguy]

[mxnrique]

RIP. They finally took his blue check away lmfao

[puniper]

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

[wuffleton]

I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[milfposting69]

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

[ace-of-clovers]

[zero-eight-three]

E

[leondra]

[i-wanna-be-cute]

[battled]

[whilommm]

if anyones actually wondering bc i have seen many ppl have the reaction "oh that sounds like a slur":

twitch has an emote called pogchamp that looks like this

and its basically used to say like "goddamn, holy shit, that was awesome" and whatever. theres also an emote called "poggers" which is basically the same thing except its pepe making the pogchamp face. theres a lot of emotes that are just people "pogging".

in case ur wondering yes the pog part is derived from pogs, those cardboard circles that drove everyone bonkers in ye olden days

TLDR no poggers is not a slur its just a gamer thing that i guess became more prevalent during These Trying Times as people stuck in quarantine watched streamers more and which is sorta pog i guess

[foxoftheasterisk]

GOOD TO KNOW,,

[science-jumps]

Pog lore for the non-gamers

[albertnatural]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

We soon found that customers did not respect our arguments of public health, considering others, or the mandates. We switched to telling them “this is private property” and I’m sorry to say that was way more effective than “please, people with cancer pick up their medications here”

[loonamoths]

men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually

[loonamoths]

also this is true regardless of whether they bind or plan to have top surgery

[boopboopboopbadoop]

I know you’re aiming for trans and nb people rn, but this would also probably help cis men with gynecomastia too :D

[loonamoths]

This is one of the rare occasions when “cis men too!” is a good addition, and you’re so right! That did occur to me when I made this post and I’m glad you pointed it out

[klapollo]

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

[klapollo]

[omgkalyppso]

[nkhaotic]

Let this man finish his speech PLEASE

[papercrimes]

THAT MOTHERFUCKER’S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats said motherfucker’s heart during his funeral*

[ultimatedirk]

Compilation of doodles I did earlier today :-)