Pancake House

now serving 5 posts a day. a light snack

[dailycatsblog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

[benbrusque]

This one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanks

[mevil]

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[byjove]

The Cajun Herbes de Provence fries were like $17 but what’s worse is you’ll be craving them for the rest of your life.

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[rachelpancake]

He's right behind me. Isn't he?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[bibidebabideboo]

“羽の日光浴するアオサギ先輩 この鳥っぽくない体勢が(*´∀｀) 7/1 #アオサギ” (アワビかʢ•̀رق•́ʡホタテか(@dededenmusi)さん | Twitterから)

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[heartfeltword]

carathea 

[carathea-deactivated20151008]

I’m going to give you guys the story behind this because it’s pretty great.

So, in my sims game, rachelpancake and I (who are married in game, might I add), have a unicorn named ‘skyhorse.’ About a minute after opening the game, Skyhorse decides to, of course, set our backyard on fire.

Rachel, being the arsonist she is, decided to just watch the flames. car-ard-board-box comes out to see the fire, and Rachel quite literally shoves him into it, and he burns to death.

As the Grim Reaper is trying to take Devan’s soul, Rachel starts to flirt with him, IN FRONT OF ME. HER WIFE. WHILE THE FIRE IS STILL BURNING.

I hate this game.

[rachelpancake]

i love this game

[hospitaliers]

What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Fucking christ, lmao

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person