Beo’s Really Annoying

Im like really really annoying 23

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[coquetteoscarwilde]

you agree

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[prokopetz]

I forgot to buy cheese last grocery day and this has genuinely been the hardest week of my life.

[prokopetz]

I'm not even being ironic. I have been through post-surgical recovery that was more tolerable to me than these past few cheeseless days have been. But I get paid tomorrow, and an end is in sight, so I persevere.

[ashleythetraveler]

One of us does not understand your grocery logistics situation

[prokopetz]

Mostly a combination of "not wanting to walk to the grocery store when it's 30C outside" and "owing to the particulars of my employment situation I only get paid once a month, so disposable income tends to be tight in the final week, and I'm disinclined to incur debt to buy cheese".

[felixcloud6288]

[zombie-jed]

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[evilmosquito47893]

Guys it's actually really hard to study when my only true passion in life is yaoi

[no-last-name-andy]

#1 fan of randys deep seated rage that spirals into pure animal instinct post bbb when theyre in danger . #1 fan of randy turning that anger on someone to protect benson . BIG fan of randy becoming his own type of obsessed with benson, hes finally wanted by someone how DARE anyone try and take them from him . BIg honkin bonar about randy killing for benson

[be0wlf]

If you guys really loved me you’d write The passenger scream au

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[be0wlf]

I’m so sweaty and so tired and I need a gun so bad

[be0wlf]

[be0wlf]

I’m so sweaty and so tired and I need a gun so bad