Beo’s Really Annoying

Im like really really annoying 23

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[sirswagsalot1]

I lowkey despise Kyle Gallner because I know I’ll NEVER look like that.

[be0wlf]

My beautiful wife, bruise of mysterious origin

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[northirish]

My tummy hurts, no doubt because of my many sins and transgressions

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[going2daworldsfair]

if nobody got me i know this photo shoot got me can i get an amen??

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[efflaurescence]

(visibly shaken) i’m so good at pretending im okay (everyone around can see it’s evident i am in extreme emotional distress and rapidly declining) im doing so good guys

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I’m all booked

[princessmo]

[byjove]

I GOTTA give these people an ominous prophecy. Yeah, dude, they really need an omie prophie right now.

[peanutgallerymemes]

“i’m never talking to anyone again” yeah sure buddy 🫠

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[be0wlf]

They should invent a job that pays you a livable wage and doesn’t want you dead