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Cryptid of the Day: Tizzie-Whizie

Description: A Tizzie-Whizie is a half hedgehog, half squirrel, half bee creature seen by a boatsman around 1900 in England. The boatsman then shared his tale to people of the Stag’s Head Hotel. His grandson found a similar creature, and was able to capture it and photograph it before it ran away, never to be seen again.

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zombiegumby

The reality is so much worse.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

So not only has he never advanced emotionally beyond a particularly bratty seven year old, he also thinks that the point of bringing a platter of cupcakes to school was so he could eat the whole thing in front of his classmates.

That explains a lot.

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mango-pickle

im-a-dragon-cawcaw

Oh my freakin gods-

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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curlicuetruth

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

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corona-the-nightcutter

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

bjornwilde

Forget T pose.

obviousplant

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copepods

ive never played hollow knight but i’m convinced it’s a great game specifically because all the characters look like this. just a bunch of little dudes