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[majorbaby]

[nnebuchadnezzar]

kicking off this blog the way god intended

[troubleswillcease]

that one mash scene but in cheep oil patels

[beechalk]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] get 40 pounds of ribs shipped from Chicago to Uijeongbu

[radarsmenagerie]

happy klinger sunday i would just like to point out that this photo is the only picture on the wikipedia for "Section 8 (military)"

see for yourself

[morganaconda]

trapper is my guy for many reasons but one is how well his humor translates into modern day. like in 3x3 when he gets that silly suit made “hey, you guys wanna see the pinstripe suit of all time?” any other sitcom guy would be like oh brother what a pickle. but trapper just bursts into the room like look at this stupid fucking suit i love it more than anything

[pleasureprose]

[thelatecaptainpierce]

You're a very nice-looking young man. Not that you don't make a very nice-looking young woman as well.

[symphonyincoordination]

Been trying to articulate why I am compelled to be weird about Maxwell Q Klinger and thus far I’ve failed to organise my thoughts coherently 😅 So here’s a line from The Wind They Call Korea that I think is very important in thinking about him

[macbethheadband]

Obsessed with this shot of klinger with the dress hanging perfectly in front of him. Dir. alan alda

[golyadkin]

Gee ma I wanna go home

[not-trustworthy]

Lmaooo hawkeye would beat your ass he doesnt give a fuck about pronouns fucking dumbass

he's not real lil bro

[pomegranate]

tbh I want to get high with this person

[nedlittle]

something so hauntological about watching mash season 3 knowing how it ends...none of the characters know henry's never going to make it home, the actors all found out in real time. but the narrative knows how this ends, and the narrative is waiting with an open mouth. so the narrative has henry prefigure his own death throughout the season. in o.r. when hawkeye reassures him one day you're gonna have to go back and die in your bed in bloomington, henry says that he's done that several times. he complains in private charles lamb that everything in this country disappears except me (untrue) followed by boy, would i like to wake up some morning, look down and find myself gone (true). when he gets trapped in the wreckage of the latrine in bombed he knocks twice for "dead" rather than three times for "alive." then there's the scene in the consultant where he soaks in the pool, calling it heaven but says the water could be just a titch warmer (burning burning burning), avoiding conversation with frank by submerging himself underwater. henry spends the whole season unknowingly rehearsing his impending death. he goes around camp trying on other people's deaths for size, haunting the narrative before he's even out of it.

in conclusion:

[crisedoctobre]

[localpubliclibrary]

[saltseashark]

(splashes color all over mash characters) for u hawkeye. no more olive drab