Finest kind ;)

Theta, He/Him. This is my M*A*S*H sideblog because I didn't wanna keep bombarding my mutuals with Alan Alda pictures. Main blog is @crustaceousfaggot.

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 2.17 - "For Want of A Boot"

[freelance-abortionist]

[hotpriestoff]

Match 19: Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun vs. Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H

Match 19:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Father Mulcahy

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Third Place Match: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

[emilinqa]

sketch of bj and hawkeye redrawn as that picture of those miners at the bar i have nothing else sorry....

[o-bromio]

Hawkeye Pierce // 'Nobody's Soldier' - Hozier

[preacherboyd]

MASH | 4x15 Mail Call Again

[writtenbyalanalda]

Hark! Screenshot redraw I had forgotten existed be upon ye!

[beejwatch]

Sometimes an episode is just so stuffed with really good line deliveries theres nothing i can do except put em together in a compilation its out of my control im powerless to stop it. Goodbye.

[drowsyr]

i’m obsessed w the fact that klinger seemingly gets his own tent so he has space for the the klinger collection… so curious if he started out with roommates or if there was just. an executive decision made for him lol

[macbethheadband]

Presenting the Beejcut aka every single time hawkeye says the word ‘beej’ in mash aka what were you planning on doing for the next four and a half minutes of your precious limited time on earth because whatever it was, it can wait

[harbingerofsoup]

me when i was visiting family and was explaining to my grandfather why bj hunnicutt is my favorite mash character and he was like “isn’t he just a normal guy though?”

[strawbfairyy]

MASH episode categories (pick 2)

klinger tries a new way of getting out of the army

bj and hawkeye flirt fight because of how much they hate the war and are taking it out on each other

the supplies are fucked up

people are drunk, someone is unhappy about it

illness/sleep deprivation/inebriation fucks people up

margaret seems like a hardass but really she just wants to be loved

fuck frank, says everyone. fuck frank, say the viewers. maybe i won’t fuck frank for a bit, says margaret

radar character development is attempted, usually fails

maybe charles isn’t so insufferable after all?

never mind, actually he’s more insufferable than we thought

someone contemplates a relationship with someone else but nothing really pans out

hawkeye is mad at everything because of the war and acts out and does something stupid (and it kinda works?)

alternatively: hawkeye is so exhausted and defeated by the war that it’s even harder to watch than when he acts out

pranks!! pranks!!

lets play a rousing game of trading favors to try to get what you want and then watching it all backfire

a soldier doesn’t want to go back to the front, hawkeye is upset

a soldier really wants to go back to the front but cant, hawkeye is upset

pranks pt 2: teaching someone a lesson edition

hawkeye almost gets something (going to tokyo, ribs, etc) but then doesn’t

you know this is supposed to be a hard-hitting episode because someone dies

someone goes to the front, others are worried

someone does something stupid and dangerous, others are worried

hawkeye and trapper/bj do something dumb but don’t get arrested bc they’re really good surgeons

fuck it’s cold

fuck it’s hot

fuck someone’s shooting at us/dropping bombs on us

hawkeye plans something cool and the thing actually happens but they have to break a couple rules to get there

new person whoooooo

dealing with Locals

the black market is involved whoooo

father mulcahey is stressed about not being good enough/not doing enough

colonel flagg.....exists

sydney shows up, gets flirted with, helps someone avoid a mental breakdown, has one of his own, gets flirted with some more, feels better, and goes home

camp is told they aren’t disciplined enough and should do something about it, but then everyone Realizes that they’re good surgeons and that’s what’s important

[theflyingdesk]

[brings-on-many-changes]

fuck it. radar short king fancam

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more mash title cards!

[t00thpasteface]

^_^ thank you!!!! here's the fonts i've used for this series:

almost everything on here should be free to download on dafont.com or similar sites! except for Adobe Garamond Pro, anyway, which comes bundled with photoshop, or at least it did with CS5.

and tbh even though i liked the effect, i don't think i'm gonna be reusing Drunk Fonts again; it loads really slowly for me, and the kerning is totally busted (i corrected some HUGE gaps here and on the title card i used it in).

i hope everyone who pointed out the spongebobbiness of the "chief surgeon who?" title card feels validated knowing i really DID use the spongebob font!

[citizenscreen]

R.I.P. Loretta Swit 😢

[transgenderization]

its so easy to boycott eurovision that i never even know its happening until i see the posts telling people not to watch it

[funfettitoonz]

henry blake talking to klinger