set phasers to stunnin

I just want Brent Spiner to marry me, okay?

[live-logs-and-proper]

[lt-cmdr-titties]

i gotta say, there's something about william "there is no way captain kirk is bisexual" shatner going to space in a rocket shaped like a massive penis that feels almost poetic

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[stra-tek]

Bye William Shatner😂😂

[shittystartrekheadcanons]

Gen z Klingon TikTok would be full of scathing call outs aimed at those they deemed dishonorable, frequently featuring the "am I a man or am I a muppet" audio

[papasmistakeria]

Kidnapper: *hailing the Enterprise* We have your son

Picard: I don’t have a son

Kidnapper: Then who just asked us if he could be let go cause he’s late for his holodeck Sherlock Holmes adventure

Picard, panicking: OH MY GOD THEY HAVE DATA

[reginaldqueribundus]

Star Trek au where Q slaps his ass instead of snapping his fingers

[geekygwen]

[pyrrhic-victory1-deactivated202]

star trek is about friends, it’s about being gay in space, it’s about bad special effects, it’s about jeffrey combs, it’s about making massive ethical decisions that influence entire planets and never having to think about them again, but most importantly it’s a sitcom about navigating workplace polycules

[patheticwhimsy]

[unproblematicsulu]

star trek fans are a DIFFERENT breed of horny. i cant do shit in this house without y’all in someones replies saying shit like “neelix 😍😍😍”

[unproblematicsulu]

this is exactly what i MEAN!!!!!

[weirdtrek]

[tenderpoc]

On all levels except physical I am at the Spock parade

[techs-mechs]

Star Trek Tour, photo by John Eaves

[datasupremacy]

[beammeupthotty]

My boyfriend, unprompted:

[iputabirdonmyhead-deactivated20]

i can’t believe deanna troi just killed someone

[jigthejiggetyjigger]

do you think if Data gets too wet they put him in a huge bag of rice

[soong-type-husband]

I really think that TNG shouldve showed Data running at like horse speed at some point.

Like that episode where picard is riding the horse and just have data come jogging up at 25mph like its no big deal.

Or like go chasing after something on an away mission but like 60mph.

It would be so entertaining and the rest of the crew is just like 😳 lookit him go

[dykerory]

nobody:

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