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[theconcealedweapon]

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thinking about beefsteak fungus. imagine you're walking through the forest. and one of these reaches out. and (tenderly, sensually) licks you

[undeadentropy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this fukcing website goddamn

[sp8sexual]

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

[mareastrorum]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[molabuddy]

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[guooey]

Love him... love mr. cool...

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

[despicableplankton]

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

[bean-and-the-community]

I feel slightly threatened...and not with a good time

[squidflavoredsoup]

he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

[craznya]

👁️👏👏👏

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

does anybody else drunk night sword

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"We're all adults with mortgages!"

-- after 5 straight minutes of hysterical laughing because someone said "peepeepoopooman"

[oceantoyz]

[bean-and-the-community]

Rizzerd lizzerd

[endrae]

Also worked on @bg3zine 's cover for the nsfw side of the zine! This is the final picture without any cover elements, just everyone chilling in good company!

[bean-and-the-community]

An insult that a friend shared with us last night:

"You look like you have soft teeth."

((Everyone hated it...even the morbidly poetic friend))

[girlmostlikely]

Queen

[bean-and-the-community]

Legend, Icon, Gold of the Earth

Keep going queen 👑