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the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just

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thepunksink

the only one of these I’ve liked ever

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I will re blog this every day ever

intensional

10 year old me after watching one episode of h2o: just add water

spidertrapped

best lines from infinity war (spoiler-free)

“you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards”

“he looks like a pirate…had a baby with an angel”

“i don’t want another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip”

“why is gamora”

“kick names, take ass”

“we didn’t think of that” “i’m sure you tried your best”

“it will kill you” “only if i die” “…yes, that’s what ‘kill you’ means”

“i am steve rogers”

fundaki-babbles

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

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gauntletqueen

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

thehollowkidvg

@stebens

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what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

astronomifier

Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now

dailyrowlet

rumwik

Soft, calm and ready

theproblematicblogger

‪What’s the biggest animal you guys think you could knock out with one punch?‬

theproblematicblogger

I bet I could KO a deer. If I caught it off guard and hit it right in the temple with a right hook that fucker would go down I guarantee it.

gnarlygnat

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed