bean.

i am bean, sson of bean free palestine

[beanbeansson]

Hey! I’m Bean

i post sometimes, i reblog mosttimes

a minor, so leave me alone or go fuck yourself if you’re gonna be weird

Also essentially anyone hateful just fuck off

please don’t ask me for money, or to donate to anything, i really can’t donate, i am very deeply sorry that you need to be asking but i can’t really help you, please don’t take it personally

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Below the cut is about me :)

Im aromantic and asexual, and i never feel either of those types of attraction :)

Fandoms

- doctor who

- good omens

- dead boy detectives

- a shitload of musicals when i feel like it, mostly hamilton, hadestown, and epic

- classic rock stuff, especially queen and bowie

also any other random posts i like, including a lot of art and things

i don’t have a tagging system bc i don’t think i make enough of my own posts to bother with one

[gallifreyanposting]

Asexual

*points* Hey, look! That's me! :D

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[veliseraptor]

#i put this in my queue every time i see it #because it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free (via @majestictortoise)

[astrophallus]

PHM + PRIDE aroace

[beanbeansson]

This is actually killing me

[reallyfuckingsad]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈 shout out to all the aromatic asexuals who stratt would LOVE to put on the Hail Mary (so there is less chance of romantic or sex related conflict of course)

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[dumnslut]

[immeasurably-frustrated-deactiv]

I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo I’ve ever taken.

[scalestails]

He scream.

[pipistrellus]

:V

[ratbagbat]

Dragon babies!

[paulgadzikowski]

“We came to rescue you, master.” “Good job.”

[kirabug-tumbles]

BIIIIIIITE

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I wish I could open my jaw that far to scream in someone’s face

[jennenen]

@elodieunderglass have some little guys

[elodieunderglass]

Don’t mind if I do!

[thememedaddy]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[noodles-07]

people like to romanticize the fuck out of blue eyes. but what they don't tell you is that the sun is evil

[noodles-07]

I can practically see in the dark but when I step outside in the summer I need sunglasses and a baseball cap to be able to look even slightly up

[noodles-07]

my eyes the second I step outside

[beanbeansson]

I’m sorry but are my blue eyes the actual reason why the sun is so evil? Did not know this??????

[apolladay]

Gay or European?

* gay

* European

* gay AND European

* see results

Gay or European?

gay

European

gay AND European

see results

Voting ended onMay 17

[alkyseltzer]

intergalactic bffs

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week in the last movie you watched how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

dead

results

Voting ended onMay 9