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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
todays bird
Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tannertan36
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz
Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@beanbeansson
Hey! I’m Bean
i post sometimes, i reblog mosttimes
a minor, so leave me alone or go fuck yourself if you’re gonna be weird
Also essentially anyone hateful just fuck off
please don’t ask me for money, or to donate to anything, i really can’t donate, i am very deeply sorry that you need to be asking but i can’t really help you, please don’t take it personally
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Below the cut is about me :)
happy pride month 🏳️🌈 shout out to all the aromatic asexuals who stratt would LOVE to put on the Hail Mary (so there is less chance of romantic or sex related conflict of course)
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.
I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo I’ve ever taken.
He scream.
Dragon babies!
“We came to rescue you, master.” “Good job.”
BIIIIIIITE
I wish I could open my jaw that far to scream in someone’s face
@elodieunderglass have some little guys
Don’t mind if I do!
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
I found it!! The original post!!
HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS
Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.
people like to romanticize the fuck out of blue eyes. but what they don't tell you is that the sun is evil
I can practically see in the dark but when I step outside in the summer I need sunglasses and a baseball cap to be able to look even slightly up
my eyes the second I step outside
I’m sorry but are my blue eyes the actual reason why the sun is so evil? Did not know this??????
Gay or European?
* gay
* European
* gay AND European
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Gay or European?
gay
European
gay AND European
see results
intergalactic bffs
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
you have to spend a week in the last movie you watched how is it going
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speaking from a place of privilege (good url)
some of you should not be reblogging this
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
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'i asked chatgpt' 'i asked copilot'
ok well I asked alex horne and he said 'blue green yellow green yellow'
I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.
Like they tried to change Reblogs and people rightfully got up in arms, this is a LOT worse. In order to have access to any sort of thing dubbed mature, and We haveALL seen what they think is mature, Everything from a black and white photo of a black woman's arm, to posts about IUD recalls, to a nude painted by a 17th century artist, to anything involving the word Trans; you have to send your personal information to a third party site that WILL get hacked, and you will be doxxed. And they can say "Oh shit, well it wasn't us who sent your name address and gender identity to Moldovan teenagers, here's a couple extra minutes in the ball pit.
That's bad enough!!!!!!!! But the entire idea of needing permission from state authorities to access anything labeled mature by our friendly AI overlords is some fucking Boll shit. Die Gedenken Sind Frie baby. This is all a reaction to people getting uppity about their lowly lowly rights and is being propped up by the same bad actors tht have made life unlivable. Fuck that shit.
"Well it's only being rolled out in Brazil and UK" Yeah, to start. "Well they're being forced to do this by laws." YOu know it's always really funny when these tech giants (Or whatever you call owning tumblr dot com) get really antsy about laws considering they pick and choose which ones they abide by.
This is a breaking point and it's going to be very interesting to see how we proceed from here.
