Immature and proud

Hello I’m Brett a 24 year old manchild, and I think I’m funny. Welcome to my blog.

[regularlesbian]

I bestow upon you the title: Sandwich Slut

[regularlesbian]

Now go forth and Kill

[margbarcis]

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[bekquinox]

Why isnt there a clothing brand that caters towards my need to dress like a fantasy novel wanderer. Give me scuffed leather boots and a knapsack and tatty overcoat with mice in the oversized pockets and billowy shirt with poofy sleeves and trailing laces

[yellingapple]

Took the part in the audiobook and edited it for a small animatic

[luminous-orb]

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

[handsmotif]

yk I haven’t met anyone with adhd who isn’t just a fucking comedian like I think everyone with adhd just has the best sense of humor

[ribcageflutes]

we gotta be funny so people don’t get annoyed with us as much

[knivessin-thechurch]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

D&D character concept:

A psion/cleric duo named Thoughts and Prayers. They are useless and accomplish nothing.

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

[chillyvapor-deactivated20181226]

It’s always so surreal when I look in the mirror sometimes and just go “holy shit, this is me. I’m this person in the mirror. This is what other people see, that’s wild.”

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this image but unironically

[vrabia]

i’m in the middle of re-watching the original sw trilogy and hands down the best thing about esb is leia and han experiencing the same feelings for eachother but at totally different speeds.  

[vrabia]

leia, processing emotions at a reasonable pace: i think i like him

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

[vrabia]

leia: you’re quite nice when you aren’t being such a scoundrel

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

[vrabia]

leia: i love you

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

[vrabia]

on the other hand remember how in rotj he decided to slow down on making unfounded assumptions about leia’s interest in him and accidentally slowed all the way down?

han: so um, i think it’s really cool that you love luke, you guys are gonna be great together haha guess i’ll see you guys around sometime?!?!?!

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

[silenthill]

Oh this made me laugh

[paper-mario-wiki]

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

[nulltwink]

worst fucking post. absolutely abhorrent and irredeemable.

[tonyzaret]

[bob-belcher]

Galavant (2015)

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

When your Persuasion or Intimidation is really high.

[sindraws]

The new Super Mario Bros game looks great guys, now excuse me while I resurrect a dead meme for a new meme.

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[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

[pyromeiniac-deactivated20180906]

mccree lost his arm because he got it stuck in a vending machine and moira amputated it even though she didn’t really need to.