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god, your worst warrior needs money

Let’s go do fun outdoor winter activities and take vitamin d supplements and sign up for yoga class and go on antidepressants and buy a SAD lamp and stretch daily! Follow me everyone!! *slips on black ice and falls face first onto the ground and the snow piles up on my unmoving body*

#ran out of bouldering gym money TT__TT #might as well have fallen on the ice #demands of the queuen

miggylol

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

Voting ended onJan 26

#omfg #I got Environmental Engineering #a thing I've actually looked into #demands of the queuen

runawaymarbles

...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

certifiedsexed

Certified Sex Ed Post!

#good post #demands of the queuen

roxyandelsewhere

Alexander skarsgard has become the second actorman to come out as straight after erroneously implying he was coming out as bisexual. This would not be possible without misha collins' pioneer work in the field and i'm sure alexander skarsgard is thanking him for having broken that glass ceiling

#LMAO #demands of the queuen

shaneofaragon

THE CANADIAN SPACE AGENCY?!!!? 😭😭😭

#heated rivalry #demands of the queuen

apolladay

Do you prefer to crumble your tofu into a dish, such as tofu egg fried rice, rather than slicing it into pieces?

yes

no

doesn't matter

don't eat tofu

Voting ended onJan 27

The submitter asked to remain anonymous.

#the presentation matters to me so much with tofu #and I don't know why #but as someone who eats at least 1 block per week #for the last 15+ years #I've probably crumbled it like 6 times #total #demands of the queuen

lets-steal-an-archive

#demands of the queuen

making-friendos

Another hilarious dog at work

#demands of the queuen

stillseekwill

The people of Greenland should be in charge of their own destiny and should not be subject to the whims of the United States or Denmark, actually.

#demands of the queuen

lol-tiger-blog

caliphsmegmafactory

RIP Charlie Kirk

#demands of the queuen

park warden job cover letter be like

Dear Government,

I can be your angle (chill information-giver for first-time campers) or yuor devil (pseudo-cop who only enforces laws re: littering, off-leash dogs, and karaoke volume)

#my drivel #they're not gonna hire me lmao #and frankly I'd rather any other park job #but the turnover rate for wardens is terrifyingly high #whereas everyone else p much keeps their park job ;-;