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[beast-with-two-acts]

I would like, if I may, ... To take you on a strange journey

Hiii hello!! Welcome!! This is a blog for @parvulous-writings' Lost Boys self-insert oc, Peter! Pavy/Admin uses he/they pronouns <3

Peter is still a bit of a work-in-progress, but I will be putting a bio together soon! (When it's done I'll be putting it here!)

Feel free to interact/ask questions!

Though be warned; these posts may contain or allude to nsfw topics, and include canon typical violence. For this reason I do advise minors not to interact!

[wisteria-mutterings]

Times are tough; Have a Bat

/|\ ^._.^ /|\

[raibread411]

Reblog if you're a goddamn shit-sucking vampire

[yourhostfortheevening]

decided to lost boys-ify an old oc i wasn't doing anything with, a re-vamp if you will (pls laugh)

full pic and info ↓

His name is Robbie Taylor, he's been a vampire for about 2 years and his favourite band is X-ray spex, he's also a dumbass

Kinda wanna make some more lost boys ocs, maybe some new wave vamps perhaps 👀

[vespariaa]

Just gonna say this, if you laid up with Marko, your walking out looking like you got mauled by a wild animal. Your neck and down will be bitten,bruised, and sucked (ayo-) to hell and back. Have fun walking around in cloathing head to toe for ages, or if your brave give no fucks and deal with the constant jokes and questions you will receive.

[santa-carla-killer]

@beast-with-two-acts can confirm

[beast-with-two-acts]

Oh absolutely can confirm. That man IS an animal when it comes down to it. Very bitey. Love him to bits though <3

[vespariaa]

[saltyearthquakedeer]

Marko is so beautiful.

They originally had some new wave design ideas for the Lost Boys. This was one of the makeup designs. Joel saw this look and gave it a hard no. He made the right choice! The final design for the guys is iconic. But still, let’s all appreciate Marko in all his new wave beauty!

[poubelle-d-elle]

You’re doing great, sweetie! 😘

—Paul when David does literally anything

[spelledwiththej]

Micheal Emerson is so relatable, I too would let four super hot punks peer pressure me into throwing myself off a bridge

[jacket-bat]

Paul is a

Fag

[reallycoolboy]

Hey. Woah. NKT true

[jacket-bat]

Lah

[reallycoolboy]

You’re a lah lah about me lah

[jacket-bat]

Then why you only attack dudes🤨🤨🤨🤨

[reallycoolboy]

Uhhh cus I’m not a misogynist

[jacket-bat]

Thats not what that word means bro

[reallycoolboy]

Well dude jsut because I suck your dick like a lot doesn’t mean I’m a fag

[jacket-bat]

What about the kissing then?

[reallycoolboy]

That too I mean like yeah I like you but like I’m not a fag becuase I’m not gay I’m bisexual

[jacket-bat]

Name one singular woman youve ever hooked up with

[reallycoolboy]

Madonna

[jacket-bat]

Lah

[reallycoolboy]

NUH UH

[jacket-bat]

YOU DID NOT FUCK MADONNA NO WAY

[reallycoolboy]

I lITTEREALLT did..

[jacket-bat]

When and where

[santa-carla-killer]

You wanna come with me to the Boardwalk to grab some food before the boys? 👁️👁️We can stop by some of the shops... Perhaps even the cinema... (and check what's upcoming at the local theatre?) 👀

-Pete

@beast-with-two-acts

Petey, you know the answer will always be yes!!!

God knows I love hanging out with the boys, but I can barely finish taking a look at my plate before Paul’s scarfed most of it down! I really want to try that new stall by the haunted house before he gets wind of it

And yessss!!! Can we visit that little record store behind Max’s? I think me and Dwayne have listened through his entire collection twice now, we need new material lol

I think the theater is running some old horror stuff as like a “Summerween” thing too, maybe we meet the boys there? 👀👀

Damn, I can’t figure out my outfit tonight, what are you wearing?

[beast-with-two-acts]

I know!! He scoffs his, then Marko's, then whatever I've got left, and even then, goes on to whoever else isn't finished!! Little asshole. We can go together and see what's good before he even THINKS about it.

Of *course* we can.... So long as we can also stop at Max's. Just for like. A second. Even just a look through the window is cool with me.

Ooh fuck yeah... I want to see some of those!! We can meet the boys there... Though I'm dubious on taking them inside again... Marko wouldn't stop chattering and I could hear Paul munching his popcorn... I love my boys but I also like my movie time.

I'll be going in something light, I think... I heard yesterday it's meant to be warm today, and I'll be damned if I'm under 30 layers again!

[santa-carla-killer]

Yesss! Being a slow eater in this pack is a nightmare!

I’m down! I think Max might even be happy to see us without David, you know how they get. Plus, I wanna get one of the lollipops from the front desk.

Ah yeah that’s a fair point- though Dwayne and David can probably stand it, so maybe the thought of being left out will persuade them into behaving? If not then they can go mess with those comic shop boys or something 💀

Fair, I’ll probably be doing the same, try to wear as little as I can under the jacket- though, the theater might be cold, especially since we haven’t had a real meal yet

[beast-with-two-acts]

It truly is! Food in your hand one minute, the next? It's in Paul's mouth. Can't eat in peace... We need to give him more. Maybe he'll leave us alone...

Yes!! I might grab one too, whilst we're at it... Can never say no to a lollipop..

Maybe? Though part of me is worried that it may only work for a short time... Like I WANT to go to the movies with them, they're just. I almost don't think they're used to it. Maybe we can bait them into being quiet with food... Not popcorn though.

True, true... I might bring a cardigan. Perhaps a shawl. But probably not much more than that... I don't think we'll be out too late tonight? Maybe... 3, 4? I don't know I'm kind of guesstimating here...

[santa-carla-killer]

You wanna come with me to the Boardwalk to grab some food before the boys? 👁️👁️We can stop by some of the shops... Perhaps even the cinema... (and check what's upcoming at the local theatre?) 👀

-Pete

@beast-with-two-acts

Petey, you know the answer will always be yes!!!

God knows I love hanging out with the boys, but I can barely finish taking a look at my plate before Paul’s scarfed most of it down! I really want to try that new stall by the haunted house before he gets wind of it

And yessss!!! Can we visit that little record store behind Max’s? I think me and Dwayne have listened through his entire collection twice now, we need new material lol

I think the theater is running some old horror stuff as like a “Summerween” thing too, maybe we meet the boys there? 👀👀

Damn, I can’t figure out my outfit tonight, what are you wearing?

[beast-with-two-acts]

I know!! He scoffs his, then Marko's, then whatever I've got left, and even then, goes on to whoever else isn't finished!! Little asshole. We can go together and see what's good before he even THINKS about it.

Of *course* we can.... So long as we can also stop at Max's. Just for like. A second. Even just a look through the window is cool with me.

Ooh fuck yeah... I want to see some of those!! We can meet the boys there... Though I'm dubious on taking them inside again... Marko wouldn't stop chattering and I could hear Paul munching his popcorn... I love my boys but I also like my movie time.

I'll be going in something light, I think... I heard yesterday it's meant to be warm today, and I'll be damned if I'm under 30 layers again!

[sonofcelluloid]

You’re not even gonna give him a treat?

[offical-wikipedia]

I just received the news that the UK lost Wikipedia. In this trying time I have one thing to say.

FUCK CENSORSHIP

I shouldn't have to censor out Fuck, or Bitch, or Cunt or any other swears. People who actually think things like Wikipedia are the problem are fucking dumbasses.

Also Fuck AI, Spotify is using it to allow you to listen to music that says fuck more than once, YouTube is using it to determine ages. Why can't we go back to having AI just help you with a math problem or some shit? Now all these big corporations are shoving it down our throats.

Fuck AI, Fuck censorship, spread the message

Under the cut is free access to a few books very commonly censored. I'm also gonna tag a few people because I think this is important for as many people to see.

1984 : Orwell George : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Source: Digital Library of IndiaScanning Centre: Allama Iqbal Library, University of KashmirSource Library: Women CoolegeDate Accessioned: 7

Fifty Shades Of Grey PDF : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Billionaire romance. Fifty shades of Grey.

The Anarchist Cookbook : William Powell : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Wikipedia article about this work: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anarchist_Cookbook

Communist Manifesto : Karl Marx and Frederik Engels : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

The Communist Manifesto (originally Manifesto of the Communist Party) is an 1848 political pamphlet by German philosophers Karl Marx and Fri

@communism-offical @adhd-offical @merriam-webster-offical @grim-reaper-offical @satan-offical @japan-offical

[helpmemiku]

I agree with all points

censorship sucks

ai sucks

Spread the word

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

wikipedia.. my beloved.. i dont wanna go to fanwiki for character knowledge no i want the ACTUAL DEFINITE FACTS FROM WIKIPEDIA MY BELOVES

[beast-with-two-acts]

After listening to CATS while the boys were out the other night I’ve had an epiphany

Your boys as Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

I can’t look at them without laughing and soon they’re gonna start asking why SAVE ME

-Cj

Well, now you point it out.... They are very Mungo and Teazer... Though, I don't think they're much going to like being called cats...

But - that would make Dwayne Plato or Admetus, and you Victoria. I can see David being alike to Macavity... Don't tell him I said that.

If they do ask... I'll let you blame me. Just this once.

[santa-carla-killer]

They aren’t asking but they are looking at me like I’m about to be interrogated- honestly I think the suspense is killing them, you know how much they hate not being in on a joke

DWAYNE WOULD BE PLUTO- ugh I’d love to dance with him like Plato and Victoria do 😭

On that note, I think being compared to Victoria is one of the best compliments I’ve received- and based on vibes alone (bc I’m not as well versed with the show as you) I’d give you Mistoffelees 🪄

And David is undoubtedly Macavity, and I won’t say it, but god would his reaction be funny

If you hear a scream it’s me receiving the consequences of your actions (reminding me of CATS), and you’re next ✨💀

[beast-with-two-acts]

Oh I bet they've got that jumpy look about them... You just KNOW that it's eating Paul up on the inside... Good luck dealing with antsy Marko 🤭

You do - it's just a bit more... Bloody, than actual dancing. Still very pretty to me though.

And Mistoffelees?? I am honoured... I'll have to practice my card tricks! 🤭

You KNOW he is. He just is. Dark theatrics and all. I can just imagine the mixture of disgust and shock on his face...

You'll be fiiiine... I think. Probably. Maybe. It'll be fiine. 😶

[beast-with-two-acts]

After listening to CATS while the boys were out the other night I’ve had an epiphany

Your boys as Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

I can’t look at them without laughing and soon they’re gonna start asking why SAVE ME

-Cj

Well, now you point it out.... They are very Mungo and Teazer... Though, I don't think they're much going to like being called cats...

But - that would make Dwayne Plato or Admetus, and you Victoria. I can see David being alike to Macavity... Don't tell him I said that.

If they do ask... I'll let you blame me. Just this once.

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts