mythos

28. 18+ nsfw mdni.

[beastiarie]

here lies my unfiltered thoughts, nonsensicals, smutty anecdotes, and references. multifandom fic sideblog: @smutdatabase

[nataliehall]

Besos

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[ashstfu]

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[yagithegoat]

shy pup

[mintmatcha]

monster fucking but you dont realize he's about to mate you

[mintmatcha]

Naga whos wrapping his tail around your over and over and over until his slit it aligned with yours-

ocean merfolk who take you to a shallow, soft stoned creek, brackish water...

big, hulking things that nip at the back of your neck when you're turned around, trying to test if you're in the mood to be pinned....

[mintmatcha]

how did this blow up

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rowanisawriter]

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

[tortured-poets11]

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[alchemistdoctor]

Howl Pendragon