mythos

28. 18+ nsfw mdni.

[beastiarie]

here lies my unfiltered thoughts, nonsensicals, smutty anecdotes, and references. multifandom fic sideblog: @smutdatabase

[mewnbuns]

anyway god bless big, huge, bear-coded men who’s whole body can blanket you in the winter to keep you warm and also easily press you hard into the mattress with every push of their heavy hips YEY

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[escuerzoresucitado]

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

[mewnbuns]

men who can’t ever wait to fully undress you before fucking you, always semi-clothed and messy, skirts flipped up and shirts stretched at the neckline and pants around their ankles

vs

men who’s favourite part is getting to strip you completely bare beneath them, always making sure they make time to be able to worship you in your nakedness— peeling back each layer and appreciating the newly exposed skin with a kiss and a caress

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[pmamtraveller]

by Jessica Cioffi

[kosmogrl]

something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going

[kosmogrl]

[nataliehall]

Besos

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things