get this wild guy outta here

hi im jackass and welcome to dave strider

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dave; 22; he/his i didnt understand complacency of the learned

a dave thatll be a lot like this one but also much much cooler

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dave; 22; he/his i didnt understand complacency of the learned

a dave thatll be a lot like this one but also much much cooler

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dave; 22; he/his i didnt understand complacency of the learned

a dave thatll be a lot like this one but also much much cooler

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hey im never on this dave anymore but i have a new one whos cooler

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hey im never on this dave anymore but i have a new one whos cooler

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I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

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that was wild from start to finish

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do me do me

Opinion on;

Character in general: I love dave. I especially love alpha dave. i actually love every character from homestuckHow they play them: You fucking complete me. seriously ive only seen a bit of your dave but from what i can tell youre incredible and im sold. i want to have more walt/jesse cosplay dates between him and riddz. what a DARLING and i lOVE HIMThe Mun: I don’t know you that well! we should meet up and talk some time yo

Do I:

RP with them: A LITTLE BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I WANTWant to RP with them: YAAAAAAAS please please ;o;

What is my;

Overall Opinion:so cute, so sick, much love, need more.

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i hope i get taken to a porn con in return sometime

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(ive overheard at least 20 people quietly discussing smuppets near us)

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theres also a huge mass of people with fresh sbahj tattoos their parents must be so angry at me

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flew in for sdcc got to sign a pair of breasts

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updated best of tags i use when reblogging cars or bikes

#omg #ah #nnnnooo #ok #FUCK off #ive dealt with enough boners today #whining #The #the #BEEP BEEP #ohhhhh no #IM SO ANGRY???????????????? #IMMMMMMMMM SO #ohhh my GODDDDDD #maTTE #??????? #??????????????????????????????????????? #sdkfsk #???????¿¿? #.^) #69 me in a red 69 mustang #hhhhhhhHHhhhhh?? #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #hh #wh #what the Fuck #hey #ohh #im gonna fuck that #give me #no #oh no #awwww #CHRIST #groaning #another car you could shove straight up your ass because its so smooth #are you SHitting me #nah s on #i m so aroused #HEY HEY HEYEHYEHYHEYEHEY #what #get in my garage #stop #you again #fuck me #ggggggghhhghggggggggggggggh #kill me maybe #YEAH #aaa #yeah dont even talk to me #tears in my eyes #(love songs playing) #inappropriate groaning #!!!!!!!!!

bonus: #tumblr user sugardaddio must be stopped

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reminder that i made a short movie called "pointless underwater shots: an art statement" which was exactly what the title suggests and it got me an oscar

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why/how did you just like a post i made in may

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charlesegbert replied to your post:this has gotten worse ever since i quit smoking

Oh, shoot, that’ll do it. A pipe used to be my weakness until one day my child tried to use it as justification for him smoking. In addition to reprimanding him i also quit cold turkey.

yeah i have a pretty bad drug history but i quit everything a while back and cigarettes were the last thing i kept for myself (and occasional alcohol but not much because eh) but im a pretty active dude and i do a lot of running and fighting and idk you start coughing up your lungs in the middle of parkour once you kinda start thinking about what youre doing here haha

im pretty good at quitting things cold turkey by now ive done it so often godspeed my friend you can do it

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this has gotten worse ever since i quit smoking