♛ One in a Tamillion ♛

✵ Nicola, 19, London+Brighton ✵

[llttlemermaid]

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[thecommonchick]

YAS! 🙌

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[curioscurio]

part 2 of loving sero in this chili’s tonight

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[gaybuh]

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth. Like what?

[loverbwoi]

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

[boystears]

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

[clearedcat-deactivated20150710]

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[davidalleynes]

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

[davidalleynes]

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

That kid from the first arc with the mask

That dude from the first arc with the huge sword

His brother

Kakashi, I think

Orochimaru

I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times

Naruto

That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc

A math problem

Killer Bee

His brother, again

Gaara

I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once

Jiraiya I think

Tsunade, definitely

Literally all of the Akatsuki

Himself

[irishfino]

18. op of this post

[davidalleynes]

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

[scientificsatellite-deactivated]

we took a field trip to the art museum today and this guy looks just like me when somebody barges into my room while im drawing

[thelouisfanclub]

busted for drawing nipples

[ohmyjiiiiiiim]

When I think I look fly at home, then go out and feel self conscious:

[proxypunch]

Is that Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

[long-gone-silvers]

Why I reckon that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[aixawa-m-deactivated20180719]

him: i’ll do anything to make it up to you,, me:

[bitchy-alien]

Trying to practice scenes.

[samepicoflayton]

Follow to see the same pic of Layton every day

[bemusedlybespectacled]

so because the bar exam is in the swanky part of boston, I had to get a hotel room in the swanky part of boston, because if I did I got a discount

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

…

whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

#i stayed in a swanky chicago hotel #because that’s where the psych conference was #and i got a discount and it was reimbursed by my school #and i had an amused gander over their room service menu #one banana - sliced - was $8 #i could’ve brought 16 pounds of bananas with me for $8 (via @schwarzwaelder-kirschtorte

I can’t believe you ACTUALLY encountered an almost $10 banana holy fuck

[mintchocolatechimp]

Visit Original Link

I’m sure he went to find it afterward.

▷ Original post by splickedylit!

[queernigga]

wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already?? 

[devon-aoki]

wig, okay…..

[inspredwood]

Cursed episode