The Anti-Ho

The oldest, crabbiest mug

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[starkidmack]

If you guys like Heated Rivalry and you haven’t watched Letterkenny and Shoresy I highly recommend it and I’m being so serious. Genre and tone wise obviously they are Completely Different but the filmography… the color and music choices… the gay (well. They should be.) hockey players.

Jacob Tierny really is That Bitch

[donttesme]

from @/narivaaaal on twt

[gngerale]

HEATED RIVALRY, EPISODE 3 'HUNTER'

[konkoa]

This has been a PSA.

[reapersun]

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

[enigmaticagentalice]

on a related note:

[princecharmingtobe]

And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[bluebeesknees]

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[catgirl-bartender]

Wolfs: "Harmonize with us, lil buddy!"

Husky: "I'm hearing you, and I'm listening. And its great! But lemme teach y'all about a little something we in the business call 'Lyrics'"

[unhinged-jackles]

imagine you are jack quaid. or karl urban. or anthony starr. and nepo cast member pretty boy ackles is in cahoots with the creator of your show. he is able to bring in his frat brother and frat lover from that one shit show that can't seem to die. you want to say something but gay people would crucify you.

[pontsalin]

“the tallest” “the brit” “the ravenette” “the oldest” “the pinkette” “the colorblind” “the smallest”

Please I beg you just use names and pronouns

[pontsalin]

I’ve found a winner

[australian-spiderman]

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"

[australian-spiderman]

did have to bash the cunt but it was cause he blew up the sydney harbour bridge not cause hes gay

[australian-spiderman]

im bisexual

[murraywalker]

5 minutes of pure comedy gold

[elodieunderglass]

This is from “would I lie to you” and the premise is that the contestants - usually the BBC’s regular rotating cast of professional comedians - have to work out whether someone is lying about a low-stakes anecdote. David Mitchell famously gets worked up about extremely low-stakes things

[hannigramislife]

Rewatching 911 early seasons is absolutely mindblowing now for me.

Like, there really was a time?? Where I shipped Buck with Eddie so much???

And I can totally see why, it's staring at me in the face. But also, the whole 'Christopher is basically their son' thing??? Witnessing it is like missing a step down the stairs.

It's so jarring, because that is past to me. This is a closed window. This is "in another life" at best. This is a first love– dear and nostalgic, but ultimately a closed chapter.

Because for Buck? I feel like Tommy is it. I want Tommy to be it for Buck. I want them to build a life together, I want them to come back stronger and more assured than ever in their feelings.

Tommy feels like the kind of grown up love you get when you've worked on yourself, are becoming who you want to be, and then suddenly you see this person and you're like, "Oh, maybe I don't need you like I thought I'd need love when I was 17 years old, but maybe take a seat next to me so I can talk to you forever?"

Tommy should be the love Buck gets to keep.

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim