Percy Jackson Is Life

pjo & hoo hurts my soul and Harry Potter is a close second. But at this point, I follow too many fandoms, enjoy

[djenaha]

Brain: Percy…but with more tats.

Me: Yes.

[bubuliotheque]

[nightlybukimi]

NO--

[personova]

"Hey it's Pandora, Welcome to my new unboxing video"

[36epm]

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

[thegoodplacey]

During The Son of Neptune

Percy: Do we know each other?

Nico:

[it-started-over-drarry]

Me: alright time for bed

FBI Agent watching me through my laptop camera: not before we finish this fic I gotta know if they’ll share a bed.

[betsydobsons]

Percy Jackson

—“am I a troubled kid? Yeah you could say that.”

[demidorks]

©️

[books-read-in-nooks]

“What are your hobbies?”

me: “Well, I love reading - I’m a massive bookworm! Literally all I do is read-”

my books:

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

My bookmarked AO3 stories:

[avatar-news]

Zuko and Iroh through the years, from Avatar The Last Airbender: Legacy of the Fire Nation.

[seaweedquake]

Percy, in lotus casino: wow I feel so happy and I’m having so much fun

Percy:

Percy: *narrows eyes* something is wrong

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

Hawkeye

PHXCC 2015 commission

[fullsun12z-deactivated20221106]

my zappy sons solving crime

[textsfromhetalians]

me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

[asia1ei]

achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity

historians: f is for friends who do stuff together

[beltsquid]

We’re seriously escalating the astronomically out-of-touch “academia is hiding all the gay from you*” meme on this forsaken hellsite to “Academics Who Study Ancient Greece Are No-Homoing Achilles?”

reALLY?  *REALLY???*  That is not remotely a current or mainstream school of thought.  I mean, fuck, if you go to JSTOR and search for “Patroclus” your third result is an article called “Achilles and Patroclus in Love” from 1978.

This shit is dangerously anti-intellectual.  It’s hard enough for the humanities to retain funding as it is, the last fucking thing we need is an erosion of the perception of its authenticity/necessity coming from the Left as well.  And believe you me, that is exactly where this road leads.  It’s the exact same playbook that the far right uses but with a different hat.

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Also - unless you’re somebody who spends a lot of time studying primary sources - if you learned about a queer historical figure, it’s probably because a HISTORIAN studied and wrote about them. I’ve seen people pull the ‘all historians are homophobes’ on a secondary source about James I that said very openly that he was gay, which is some real big irony.

[jackironsides]

I think a lot of the people who make posts like the above are confusing actual historians (who write papers about gayness in antiquity) with high school history teachers (some of whom will deny almost all academic work in whatever history period they’re presenting the Spark Notes version of, especially if it involves queerness)

[lunarkittens]

fuck puberty the real sign you’ve entered adulthood is going from fanfiction.net to archiveofourown 

[nikadd]

hozier is the only man i trust to talk about the end of the world and edging in the same song

[normal-horoscopes]

BRB GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE CAVE WHERE PROMETHEUS GOT CHAINED UP

[normal-horoscopes]

OK IVE MADE IT TO QATAR

[normal-horoscopes]

MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET THERE BC MT KAZBEK IS OCCUPIED BY THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT

[normal-horoscopes]

I HAVE REACHED TBLISI

[normal-horoscopes]

HERES THE BITCH

[normal-horoscopes]

IF I WANTED TO STEAL FIRE FROM THE GODS I WOULD SIMPLY NOT GET CAUGHT

RIP TO THE FATHER OF MAN BUT IM DIFFERENT