"I just want to help..."

"H-hey...I'm Ben..." (Independent RP blog for Ben Paul from The Walking Dead Game.)

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"I swear, before this is all over, I’m gonna show you that I can do something right. I’ll prove it to you; you’ll see.”

✗ Indie Ben Paul from TellTale Games’ The Walking Dead

✗ Primarily set in Season 2, but will roleplay Season 1

✗ Multiverse/Multiship

✗ Semi-selective

✗ Para, one-liner, gif/icons

✗ Willing to RP NSFW

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"I just want to help..."

(Independent RP blog for Ben Paul from TellTale's The Walking Dead.)

MOVED HERE, YOU GUYS.

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Okay. I've been thinking, and...

Starting today, I will be archiving this blog. I just feel like I could use a fresh start, and a chance to finally get everything organized.

URL will still be blueeyedblunder, and I will still be tracking the tag 'blueeyedblunder'.

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this is a rp account

things i do: 

stare at drafts

ignore drafts

reblog pretty photos

complain about muse being gone

make ten starters a day

answer asks

ask for asks

ask for asks through asks

plot

things i don’t do:

get replies done in a timely manner

actually roleplay

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I think I'm starting to lose my muse for Ben...

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Go into my inbox and bother my muse

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WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH

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Ash Arvo Beth

"U-uh..."

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fuck marry kill.... ben arvo nick.........

I'd marry Ben, f*ck Nick, and...sorry, Arvo... :c

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Season 2 Talks 3: Sarah shows off her extensive vocabulary. Clementine finds out what indubitably means. 

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Blow up my inbox.

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Would you rather..

Fuck, kill or marry

This or that

Personal questions

Creepy anons

Random questions

Advice

Love/hate

Anonymous secrets

Anything you want!

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I can’t believe Sarah died. I was hoping she would make it through the whole season and maybe go through a Clem transformation. 

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does the word jane make u mad.

The name in general doesn't, but the very thought of the character irritates me...

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It's gotten to the point where even seeing a screencap of Jane makes my blood boil.

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Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot. 

So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.

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"If I go to Hell, I'm gonna torture everyone by continually asking if it's hot in here or if it's just me."

Ben chuckled. "That sounds like a genius thing to do..."

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Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.

Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on? 

I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!

This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.

Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole. 

Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.

I am three years behind on math homework. 

I don’t like your clothes; take them off. 

What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?

Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?

I get butterflies when I think about myself. 

When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.

Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot. 

To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming. 

I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored. 

I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them. 

Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.

On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea? 

I’m alive, but only ironically. 

I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven. 

No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying. 

Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times. 

I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any. 

-sighs- Why am I better than everyone? 

I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair. 

If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy. 

If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here of if it’s just me. 

My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down. 

Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”. 

I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me. 

Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.