Waddle Waddle

Olivia | 29 | she/her | INFJ Hello, welcome to my humble nest. Thanks for visiting. Please excuse the mess.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[wanderingsins]

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[64mpg]

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

[vintage-tigre]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[because-im-a-duck]

I.... Um..... Don't think I'm ok......

[daughter-of-entropy]

yeah i could totally see myself in this situation

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

[ros-sauce]

Not to be the world's youngest boomer but I hate that everything's trying to be touchscreens now

[ros-sauce]

Washing machines and stoves and all that ought to have dials. It's not right for them to not have dials. Put them back they can't breathe

[ros-sauce]

WAIT A SECOND YEAH. THIS IS PART OF THE PUSH TO MAKE TECH MORE INTIMIDATING AND LESS REPARABLE ISN'T IT. Tech CEOs when I get my hands on you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

they got fucking stoves with capacitive touch buttons now. right where the spilled pasta water goes.

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[cheese24k]

[beawtybrat]

anjefkjdjhff 

[rose-valhalla-blog]

lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

[arsnof]

Grooving to the beat is a more base human trait than any gender norm will ever be

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They’re teenagers now.

[bish0ps]

I dont know who needs to hear this but hi

[callali1y]

i said this in the tags of that other post but frotting is LITERALLY a lesbian activity. its for girls. men can go back to beating each other with hammers

[callali1y]

i changed my mind. beating each other with hammers is also for girls. men can have a single saltine cracker

[because-im-a-duck]

So like I know this is the meme site where everything is just fun lil dumb bullshit. But like I just gotta bitch for a moment. Why is simply existing soooo fucking hard. What do we as a society have to make life soooo difficult for our fellow people. Like why does how anyone dresses, acts, lives, or presents themselves have any affect on your life? It shouldn't be that hard to just let people live and stay in our own lanes

[ruinedchildhood]

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[xeansicemane]

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

[vexwerewolf]

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this