@mainponcho For your further Mummy Thrust Rankings consideration.
In the interest of fairness, I have included some wrigglin' n' wigglin' here as well (To demonstrate hip mobility, obviously). Perhaps a Boogying Ability Ranking next...?
Say what you will about Cardinal Copia; the man was a first-class Wiggler.
Because there simply aren't that many Perpetua Mummy Thrusts on record, I'm including him here as well. Sadly, due to this dearth I've had to take some artistic liberties:
Honorable mention to this gif for a thrust psyche-out:
and shout out @lilspacewolfie for the red one💜
