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reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

pandebunuelo

so that’s what i got from today’s ep

spookyfbi

I just want my OTP to derrive meaning from each other in a way that would be incredibly unhealthy and codependent if two people did that in real life but is profoundly poetic and romantic within the context of a fictional piece of media in consuming.

whirlybirbs

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

emmaziadarcy

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S1E06, The Princess and the Queen

chapeldean

i think you have to romanticize autumn a little. what else are you supposed to do

wellwaterhysteria

if i don't get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.

galvanizedfriend

leatherleaves

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

karis-the-fangirl

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

leet911

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

blue00phoenix

oh my god

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

thedragonemperess

I love this so much

potterchild

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

boldlyanxious

Fake dating or only one bed?

Fake only one bed

scottishaccentsareawesome

THE TROPE HAS LEVELED UP

jammeke

avoiding shipping discourse on tumblrdotcom

humanundead

HUGE fan of the enemies forced to work together trope. not even in an enemies to lovers way just 2 ppl who absolutely despise each other being forced to tolerate the others presence and being like once we're done with this i won't fucking hesitate. top 10 tropes of all time