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"i was like 'fuck' and then luckily- sorry- OH NO! OH NOOOOO! i don't want to join max"
"think about pulling me out of this shit" in piastri world this is a defcon 5 level hysterical temper tantrum
Oscar just out here like first part of the season done ✅ I won my first race 🏆😁 enjoying the holidays 🏝️☀️ oh and also I broke my fucking rib and I’ll give you zero context as to how I did it 🤣👍 peace out losers 🤪‼️
I always disagree with the usage of team orders in the first place
However, if a team decides to make use of them it needs to go to the benefit of both drivers at certain times
McLaren absolutely did fuck it up today by not pitting Oscar first. They’re a team that’s fighting at the front for the first time in a long time, it happens, it’s a mistake. They’re a team - that includes the drivers. If the team makes a mistake the driver can rectify, that’s not so bad. So I get why they asked Lando to swap, imagine how Oscar had felt if they didn’t. He’s been on the bad end of a number or strategic decisions and today was his day.
However, I also get Lando. He’s an athlete and no sportsman ever wants to give up a position, certainly not when they’re leading. But it’s a team sport and if you can help your team, I feel like you should. He’s been helped too, a number of times in fact. I completely agree with his point of view, I just don’t agree with the reaction he gave - especially deliberately driving faster and destroying his tyres and by extension Oscar‘s who’s had to keep up. It could‘ve ended quite badly.
And don’t even get me started on the radio communication. Will and Lando really need to work on that. What Will said was completely right, just uncalled for in the heat of the moment.
I think McLaren just made themselves look bad, including the drivers. Oscar‘s first win will always have a horrendous aftertaste and I hate that because I love Oscar. And I love Lando too and I don’t want people calling him petty or whiny. He’s in his right to be angry too, both of them are. Oscar still deserved the win 100%!
If I see anyone saying Oscar didn't win on merit I will absolutely scalp a bitch
He put himself into the lead and held the lead for long enough that it was considered his win using pure skill and pace
Beyond that do I even need to remind you how many greats won through team orders and it's never hindered their reputation
I'm happy Oscar got his first win but like at what cost. It's mclaren's fault all of this happened, they fuck both Oscar and Lando's race up, they should have pitted Oscar first then probably none of this would have happened. They should have done a better job but at the same time I'm not all surprised honestly.
logan sargeant out-qualifying checo perez is my favourite ever growing saga
see I wasn’t lying when I said ever growing saga
okay final thoughts on the collision because I've had time to think it over properly now
TLDR;
the contact itself was caused by max
they both had to be driving aggressively (=racing) for it to happen
stirring personal drama and/or refusing to admit to fault is ridiculous (and I'm including the media in this)
I. max moves off the racing line to block lando from taking the inside line
this move makes sense, max is trying to prevent an overtake
it also means that he's left the racing line open
II. lando takes the outside line in turn
it's important to consider WHY he does this here, lando at this point has 2 options
option 1 -> follow behind max on the inside this option makes no sense, no sensible racing driver would willingly file behind their opponent, that would be handing max the lead here, lando isn't about to roll over
option 2 -> stay on the outside with this he wouldn't neccessarily be able to overtake max, but he can keep the pace
natually lando went with the 2nd option. from then on (if max had kept the inside line, which was a sensible assumption to make considering their positions) I can imagine this going 2 ways
-> lando keeps off the breaks and runs wide he likely would not have made this mistake
-> lando takes the outside line, untimately stays behind or wheel-to-wheel with max this creates an opportunity for an overtake later on
with those possibilites in mind all lando has to do is: not fuck it up
he IS absolutely taking a risk here, but again, to run a good race you HAVE to take those risks, you HAVE to see the opportunities that are presented to you and HAVE to atleast try taking them. otherwise why race?
III. max takes an usual line instead of staying on the inside
this is the direct cause of the collision
generally speaking when you take a line you're expected to stay on it
max here is driving almost erratically, he veers off the line he was taking a moment ago, even moving after he started breaking into the turn. this is almost completely illogical
it does NOT line up with what lando would have been expecting, if max had seen that lando was already at his side I highly doubt he would have drove off his line, but appearantly that wasn't the case
you could excuse this by saying that max just didn't see lando at this point (which I think might be true, though we can't know that for sure without a statement from him) but you have to consider just how WEIRD this move is
max blocked lando from taking the inside line - which leaves lando the outside - and then tried going back on the racing line - which lando already took (logically so)
this leaves lando to either run himself off the track to prevent the collision, or to not move at all. I think it would be within reason to assume lando could not have predicted max basically driving into him instead of staying on his line and (even more importantly) leaving lando the space
IV. they collide
max basically set them on the collision course, yes lando took a risk by the outside as quickly as he did, but not doing so would have left him out of the battle. the contact required both drivers to make risky decisions in the heat of the moment. but ultimately it was max who caused the incident, putting lando out of the race entirely
I also went over the other overtakes/attempts in my previous analysis
about their statements post-race
I've actually changed my mind (a bit) about this since yesterday
first of all, lando's statements are getting MASSIVELY exaggerated by the media and fans, often being paraphrased to implying he'd end his friendship with max outright
he did not say that. what he DID say was
"depends what he says. if he says he did nothing wrong then I lose a lot of respect for that. if he admits to being a bit stupid and running into me - being a little reckless in a way - then I'd have a small amount of respect for him."
even though the interviewer included the term "friendship" in their original question, lando wasn't talking about that
I'd also like to point out (and this is the most important bit IMO) that interviewers and the media in general try to stir up drama and conflict, partially through getting reactions out of the drivers, on purpose.
don't ever forget that they put these interviews right after races, when the tensions are still high and they haven't had a real opportunity to debrief yet. after getting his race ended (a race he could have WON, regardless of whether he was driving fair or reckless before) obviously he's going to be a bit pissed about it. I think he gave a relatively fair statement
I don't think conflating friendship with their on-track rivalry is particularly healthy (I don't think I have to elaborate on why we've all seen alpine) but that's obviously not my (or anyone's) place to say whether either lando or max is handling their interpersonal relationships right
as for max's denial of responsibility, I think he's just plain wrong. but again, he was interviewed at a time when he would have still been emotional (though this shows up differently for him than it does for lando, which is why people have such varying reactions to it) for max that means he's not yet thinking completely rationally, every driver denies their fault at first
KEEP IN MIND that this is all just my opinion and I am by no means a mind reader. and that I very likely missed some things or interpreted them in a way that was comfortable for me despite trying my best to stay unbiased.
anyways it’s embarrassing that two of the supposedly best drivers on the grid who are touted as the present and future of the sport could not manage to race each other cleanly in a fight for the win. there was repeated moving under braking, shitty dive bombs, track limit infringements, and on top of it all, they spent the entire time on the radio complaining. for two people who are allegedly living their dream of racing competitively in f1, it’s all around a horrible look for both drivers as well as the sport.
I'm not defending Yuki because saying what he said it's not okay, but a lot of people come from different cultures and not always you know exactly the connotations of "X" word. Like yes, the N word is a big fucking bad word but in my country it doesn't hold the same cultural connotation/weight that in America, for example???
Like, yes, he has apologised, he has been punished for it and he has learnt you shouldn't say that. But I don't think he should be cancelled for it, he should learn from his mistakes. I think he's truly sorry he said that.
Oh, absolutely same. Yuki shouldn't be cancelled for this, but he should definitely be held accountable for his actions.
From what the FIA has said and Yuki's apology I truly do believe that he didn't understand the connotations surrounding that word (and I'm saying this as an autistic who has repeatedly been through hell with this word). Yuki seems to have learnt a lot of English through motorsport and given the ableism within the sport I wouldn't be surprised if no one had told him before.
Personally, I can forgive him because at no point does he seem to be trying to use English as an excuse and seems to be genuinely apologetic for his language.
I also hope that next time something like this happens we can all keep up the same energy we have here and not just let it slide because it was "the heat of the moment" or some complete bullshit like that.
Seeing a disappointing trend of a small subgroup of people online saying Lando doesn’t have to care about tr*mp because he’s British
So I guess an American could say they think Jimmy Sav*lle deserves respect and that would be ok then
Nobody’s saying lando could have avoided shaking his hand. He realistically couldn’t. But it’s not difficult to then answer any questions about the interaction with “he congratulated me and that’s about it” or “he congratulated me and I said thanks, nothing much to say” rather than “Donald’s someone you got to have respect for”
Even if he was briefed to speak positively about it grown men are supposed to have spines. He didn’t need to condemn tr*mp. But he didn’t need to praise him, either.
I’m not saying lando should be cancelled. He deserves every bit of praise he’s gotten and should be rightly celebrating right now. But to look at what he said and go “he isn’t American so he shouldn’t care and can say what he wants” is weaponised incompetence.
CARLANDO 🧡😭
sorry for the fluctuating enthusiasm abt the lando win in my reblogs im literally the most conflicted on earth abt it😭😭 of all the races to win i cannot believe it had to be the one where that man was there, literally invited by mclaren
so what are you waiting for? (it's your serve)
by serve_cunt Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, 76k, rated mature! Tennis!AU, get-together
“Good evening and welcome to the press conference for Oscar Piastri,” said the organiser, in an officious, bored voice. “A reminder to keep your questions brief.” She pointed to a blonde woman in the first row. “Catherine, go ahead.” Catherine leaned forward. "First of all, Oscar, congratulations," she said. "With the points from this win you’ll be in the top twenty ranked male tennis players. That's a huge deal, especially this young. Did you expect that when you woke up this morning?"
tennis AU!! It's finished .... what do i even do with myself now... cry?? throw myself in the river?? get into motogp??
“We’ve both changed a lot… some more than others.” “Yeah, one has an appendix one doesn’t.”
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LANDO P3!!!!🎉🎉