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Luffy: [randomly out of pure curiosity] you ever wonder what human flesh tastes like

Nami: NO!

[and before the debate can go on from there]

Robin and Sanji: [dead serious] I know how it tastes like 👁️_👁️

Most of the crew turns to look at them like " WHAT???" cause hey its normal for robin but you know her little facts are still concerning but sanji???

Zoro: The fuck shitty cook??

Robin and sanji:[ kinda look at each other like "really? you too?"]

Sanji: [only knows cause he got curious one day and asked zeff what his leg tasted like never actually tried it]

Robin:[ knows...just cause she does she always knows]

Mihawk is more like boney and has more lean muscle so to the touch hes just like a rock there is no squish in the mans body (extremely little to no squish), so crocodile's kinda chub mixed with muscle type body really balances the absolute plank of wood that mihawk is. I could imagine crocodile genuinely poking mihawk body like "wtf??? Is this humanly possible???." Then just accidentally slips "What are you?" and mihawk kinda just looks are him the way he always does with his big ol stare 👁️_👁️ and crocodile just waits silently cause he lowkey wants him to answer the question.

#his ass and pecs are like rock too you try to smack his ass (or any part of him) you risk getting hurt #lowkey inspired by my does mihawk have a fat ass poll #That doesnt mean crocodiles any less stiff to the touch #so if they ever “cuddle” its just like holding a plank of wood or those really hard plushies #it doesn't help that Mihawk lowkey sleeps like vampire #It would be ironic because between to two with actual body stiffness crocodile is stiffer #mihawk is stiff as well but he has to be more fluid to swing your and walk as quietly as he does #It would be ironic #crochawk #one piece #dracule mihawk #mihawk #one piece mihawk #sir crocodile #hawkeye mihawk #op mihawk #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #crocodile op #one piece crocodile #mm white girl wasted mihawk #idk why thats always in my mind #every time I see or make a post about mihawk im like mm white girl wasted #he wouldnt even get white girl wasted at this point hes fucking immune to get absolutely hammered the fricken alcoholic

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These mfer's with the receding hairline 5 head special

(Mihawk isnt that bad it's just the photo I chose. Buggy hides his well with his make up. He lowkey doesnt have that big of a forehead compared to the others hairline is receding just a lil but I just wanted to include him)

Special guest and honorable mention: Vivi (she just has a big forehead guys her hair line isnt receding)

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Other honorable mention just like vivi she just has a big ass forehead

#boa hancock #one piece #my game of tic tac toe is basically complete #you can go anywhere from here

I think it'd be funny if dragon had an "emo" phase that he is slightly embarrassed of and whenever anybody in the revolutionary somehow magically finds pictures of this emo phase they are just like "did the "phase" ever stop???." Like "Ah dont look!" and its just the same person with the same amount of eyeliner just in a big ass green cloak

#hes more embarrassed by himself in marine uniform in said emo phase #hes a lil embarrassed of the other clothing but mostly the uniform (he looked awesome in the fish net gloves)#Its less about the phase itself more of that embarrassment you get when you see old pictures of yourself #he would still be rocking the black nail polish (thats not just for people who are emo but you know fit into the aesthetic hed just rock it #side note Dragon has big ass hands holy moly #He could probably scratch his back so easily im so jealous #monkey d dragon #monkey d. dragon #revolutionary army #maybe occ but dragon just has such heavy ass eyeliner and he beautiful that way #someone quick give him the swoop hair #side note the emo style is rockin #dragon one piece

I forever mourn drug dealer creepy cute chopper, greasy ace, pre time skip robin (just her), and weed smoker shrimp ass posture law

#also proportional kinda skinny sanji and ussop with a lil more melanin it still wasnt much though 😔#Law got his weed from ace and chopper #There's nothing wrong with post time skip law I just think pre time skip him was just idk silly perhaps He still got that shrimp ass postur #I liked he's clearly looked like had a bong with him in the back maybe thats why Oda changed him he needed that man stressed af no bong #one piece #honestly I just mourn all pretimeskip #tony tony chopper #portgas d ace #nico robin #trafalgar law #I like cutie pootie chopper ig but I liked him like a little goofy lookin like he was still cute but just a little spook just how he should #idk robin is still beautiful ig but she was just so much MORE in the pretimeskip #my beautiful spooky big ol eyes lady #fire fist ace #portgas d. ace #law one piece #robin one piece #I also miss when being a pervert wasnt Sanji's entire personality

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These mfer's with the receding hairline 5 head special

(Mihawk isnt that bad it's just the photo I chose. Buggy hides his well with his make up. He lowkey doesnt have that big of a forehead compared to the others hairline is receding just a lil but I just wanted to include him)

Special guest and honorable mention: Vivi (she just has a big forehead guys her hair line isnt receding)

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What if I said I played against myself

#I know that makes me look like a chud but none of my friends are into one piece (aka they dont need to know about my Tumblr account)#I dont post anything like oh so bad but if they do find me im gonna have a “mom found the yaoi” moment

The crew whenever zoro bends over them to get anything

Who has the biggest forehead and or receding hair line

Shanks

Doflamingo

Crocodile

Dragon

Vivi (she just has a big forehead not a receding hairline)

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

(out of these guys I forgot to put boa since I was basing this on my other post but its ok she just has a big ass forehead like vivi not a receding hairline like the certain someone)

These mfer's with the receding hairline 5 head special

(Mihawk isnt that bad it's just the photo I chose. Buggy hides his well with his make up. He lowkey doesnt have that big of a forehead compared to the others hairline is receding just a lil but I just wanted to include him)

Special guest and honorable mention: Vivi (she just has a big forehead guys her hair line isnt receding)

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Shank's heart must've dropped to his ass when he saw the cross guild poster. He cried in his room full of buggy's wanted poster's as he sadly added it to the collection. Ugly sobbing as he grabbed the pin to put it in place on his wall. Like a stinky wet dog who got his feelings crushed

#did he cut it out mihawk and crocodile so there's only buggy left?#did he tape pictures of himself over their faces to pretend it was HIM?#<-Prev #oh he DEFINITELY cut of croc no doubt had a little moment of ex reminiscing with mihawk then just ended up folding it and taping it #luckily buggys face as just SMACK down in the middle of the page which made that easier

Crocodile is not flexible AT ALL like every time he bends all you hear it's fire crackers just poping and cracking of his back ,legs and knees the only time he can bring his leg slightly to his head is if he transforms it into sand. This unflexibleness is not helped at all by him being stiff as a board, tense and having his muscle clenched etc most of the time. Buggy is flexible with and without his devil fruit hes honestly double jointed. Mihawk is surprisingly flexible for a man who's also typically stiff and clenches his muscles a lot. (he does stretch so he doesnt pull a muscle swing yoru but hes had her for such a long time his body is used to swinging the heavy weight. Also walking as silent as he does takes a lot of fluidity with movements).

Shank's heart must've dropped to his ass when he saw the cross guild poster. He cried in his room full of buggy's wanted poster's as he sadly added it to the collection. Ugly sobbing as he grabbed the pin to put it in place on his wall. Like a stinky wet dog who got his feelings crushed

#Damn two of your ex's on the same team and some mafia dude who could definitely steal them id cry too #no coming back from that divorce #cross guild #shuggy #one piece #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #shanks x buggy #red haired shanks #shanks op #shanks #akagami no shanks #one piece shanks #shanks one piece #buggy #captain buggy #op buggy

Mihawk and shanks dynamic is very different from buggy and shanks dynamic ship wise cause like buggy hed act all tsundere "I pretend I dont care about you but I really do" the whole bit to shanks. If shanks actually gets hurt by his words he begrudgingly will be like "I was just joking idiot". Mihawk on the other hand really means that shit he means what he says. There are FEW occasions will occur where hes being silly and joking but he will not say hes joking or being silly unless shanks ask's if he being serious. Shanks has to build his own internal "is he playing with me orrr??" system and even then its still very tough unless mihawk says something very obscure.

Do you think crocodile has a few weed cigars snuck in his usual cigar rotation for reallyyy bad days and he needs to be alone for the day for it because he needs a real fat amount of weed to get high. Hes not about to be high in front of anybody. He keeps them in his desk drawer or some other place that most of the time only he should be touching. Once buggy took a cigar because he doesnt value his life and cause he went to go get something from crocodiles office and said oh dont mind if I do and he started seeing sounds. (croc beat his ass afterward)

#idk man he somehow magically would roll his own weedcigars #cw weed #Mihawk just watching this go down like damn #one piece #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #crocodile op #one piece crocodile #buggy #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #op buggy #cross guild #captain buggy

I could imagine Roger shaking little shanks (lightly) like a keychain right infront of whoever they sent to take shanks from the Roger pirates's face. (right after they kicked said persons ass or just warded them off like)