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eva stratt they could never make me hate you
I somehow just realized Vulcan and Erid share the same sun.
In the old series (maybe in modern ones, but I don't watch them), there was a popular plot twist when one character from the hero's team betrayed them and sided with the villains. It could be revenge (mostly) or a breakdown of moral views. Well, or something else.
But what if the reason for going over to the side of the villains is fatigue from the company of friends because of too different views and characters? In the end, it's a reasonable option, considering that such stories are usually about teenagers.
The character G is an aroace sitting in a closet, with an incredibly complex and gloomy character. He himself is not enthusiastic about his own orientation, and prefers not to think much about it, preferring to deal with his own mental traumas left by his toxic parents and several years of social isolation.
Weeks pass, their team learns to deal with monsters, villains, acquires new abilities, and at some point, character G notices that after communicating with the rest of the team (from trying to call them friends, his tongue is numb) he is literally empty and exhausted.
They're too active.
They can't stop in time.
They often misunderstand his words, or do not listen at all, which leads to disputes, as a result of which, it is his fault.
And one day, their commander makes an announcement that he has started dating (the character sighed with relief that he would no longer see them dancing around each other) with the healer of their squad. But it turns out that's not all. It turns out that the healer is asexual, and after that all hell broke loose.
Hell, personally for the character G.
Because everyone in their company literally started walking on thin ice because of the healer, which character G found ridiculous. He had the feeling that he had fallen into some kind of sugar fanfiction, where everyone accepts each other, talks about their feelings at every opportunity, and shows excessive sensitivity. It felt like they were children on a playground completely covered with pillows.
They no longer discuss the relationships of classmates, romantic films with high ratings were thrown out, and their leader began to behave as if he were the head of some kind of sect that promotes the rejection of different points of view, and compromise as a mandatory factor in communication.
Character G got more and more tired, and reduced communication with by a team more and more.
It all got to the point where he began spending time with the villain, with whom he accidentally (although the character G is still sure that their meeting was arranged) met at a night movie screening of his favorite movie series. He may have been manipulated, but the character G was so bored by the lack of high morals and black jokes about sex that he gladly sided with the villain when he proposed.
today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)
was thinking of watching an AstralSpiff livestream today but my brain instead of AstralSpiff put Astrophage and I got the vivid mental image of an astrophage cell livestreaming itself eating sun energy and going to Venus to breed
i wanna talk about this shot
if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
I love you shy person
NEW SLOP, GO!
I LOVE D3RLORD3! YEEEEEEAH
i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so iām making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether itās in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friendsā art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT
More slop(tm) yippe kai yay
I love you sleepy phone sheepy...
i like this show ig UGHHHHH SHRUG SHRUG
I love you amazing digital jax, I love you amazing digital gangle, this truelly was circus
I have been on submission with my manuscript since October for big five imprints. I was anxious about going on sub because I felt there were still edits to be done. So I spent the time editing and distracting myself. I finished my last edits in January, and my agent signed off on them and sent out more submission requests.
And... crickets.
Over half of the editors have not responded at all. The ones I have gotten rejections from all praise the writing. They talk about how strong my "voice" is. One read the full and went on about how one POV was so good and the dialogue was "smooth." Yet another said she was "thinking about my book" and never requested a full manuscript?? Okay?? Thanks, I guess??
Nobody wants it. Everyone keeps citing personal preferences. Saying it's so well written, but it's not for them. I've trolled r/subs, and other authors are at least getting valuable feedback from their editor rejections. Is my book so bad that it's not even worth giving feedback? Is this normal? I feel like I'm losing my mind.
I am trying to keep a positive attitude, and my agent has been amazing. But I just... feel so fucking discouraged? I wish someone would just tell me what's not working. Like, if you tell me, I will fix it. Give me a damn R&R request!
I'm trying to work on book two... but I feel like I am letting everyone down. My family, my friends, and everyone who read the original edits and gave feedback. My agent took a gamble on me, and I feel I am letting her down and letting her agency down. She works so hard and doesn't even get paid unless I have a deal. She has put so much time and effort into this; it makes me want to cry. She literally helped shape the book and made it into what it is today. Like, she damn near deserves an author credit.
My friends and family keep asking how it's going. I fucking dread it. I dread admitting that, no, still no editor interest. I feel I can't really be honest with people in my actual life about how I am feeling because all they will say is "just be patient" or "don't worry, you'll get it published" when there is no fucking guarantee.
And meanwhile, everything is on fire, and the world is terrible? And I'm just... paralyzed emotionally by my own stupid ego? I'm Hannah from Girls. Every day I wake up and think... why am I not a famous author yet??? Where is my HBO mini series??? Where is the AO3 fanfiction about my characters???
Anyways, thanks for coming to my TED Talk. And if you read this, thank you.
Crack AU where instead of doing his due diligence, Elias just looks for an employee whoās been marked by an Entity already to promote to Head Archivist to get the ritual ball rolling, and he sees that Tim has already been marked by The Stranger and picks him as Gertrudeās replacement instead.
Tim doesnāt know what to do with all these boxes of statements, he just starts filing them by year without even reading them because he doesnāt know what an archivist does. Itās not like the last one is here to tell him. Sasha is just laughing at him and being no help whatsoever because heās the boss now and he hasnāt given her anything to do, so sheās just gonna sit at her computer and play games until he does. Jon and Martin are in the background having a one-sided rivalry romance, which is to say, to Martin itās a romance and to Jon itās a rivalry. Tim and Sasha are taking bets on which side of the sliding scale itās going to settle on. Elias is banging his head against his desk.
Elias finally asks Tim specifically to do follow up on a number of statements (because thereās no point in being subtle now, heās just going to pick fourteen good ones and throw them at him) so Tim reads through the damn things and puts together lists of everything that they need to look into.
āJon, can you check out this thing with the apartment filled with meat?ā
āYeah, no problemā
*the next day*
āOk, I staked out the apartment, took pictures, broke into the landlordās office to get the tenant records, got Sasha to hack the subjectās financial records, checked all the newspapers around that time-ā
āHa,Ā āsteaked.āā¦..Wait you did what?!ā
(Season 2 Jon is just a more feral, paranoid version of researcher Jon, you canāt convince me otherwise)
Elias wonders if he should have picked Jon instead. Shit. He jumped the gun. Fuck. Now itās too late, heās committed. Balls.Ā
Another few months pass. Tim and Sasha are keeping a tally of how many crimes Jon has committed (and how many crimes Martin has been an accessory to. Sasha owes Tim five quid every time Jon gives Martin a begrudging (but perhaps fond?!?) thank you for helping with whatever their latest B&E was.) Now the hot goss is on whether or not Elias is banging a Lukas to fund the Institute.Ā
Elias: What if I just killed Tim?
The Worm Siege happens, but Tim comes out alive and also marked, and Elias is losing it because so does Jon. FUCK!! Elias keeps trying to arrange unfortunate accidents for Tim, but he keeps surviving them and coming out marked by another Entity, which would honestly be fine for Elias if it werenāt for convenient coincidences that keep landing Jon in trouble and getting him marked by the same Entities at the same times as Tim, sometimes for completely unrelated reasons!! He canāt have two Archivists, DAMMIT, one of them has to GO!!
The Mother of Puppets is laughing her ass off.
i literally cannot stop laughing at this PLEASE add more
Lol yāall asked for it
They find Gertrudeās body in the tunnels. It is concerning. It is fucked up. Is Tim as concerned about the implications of this as he should be? Probably not
Jon: Oh God, you donāt think someone is going to try and murder you too, do you??
Tim, sighing: Someone already did, Jon. The worms??
Jon: Donāt think worms use guns
Tim: Fine then, are YOU going to murder me?
Jon: No??
Tim: Sasha?
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Tim: Perfect. See itās fine.
Jon and Tim get sent to company mandated yoga therapy for their worm trauma. Their instructor is huge and all his bones crack when he moves and no one is sure if theyāre supposed to be replicating that??? Itās really unsettling and terrible, and after class Tim asks what got him into yoga, more out of nervous politeness than anything, and he is immediately trapped in a drawn out, one sided conversation about this manās childhood (and a CURSED BOOK APPARENTLY?? FUCK?!??) and Tim literally cannot do anything but scream internally as this drags on for twenty minutes while Jon lurks awkwardly in the lobby because they carpooled here. Then their instructor says something about hearing that Tim has nice bones, and Tim is immediately peeling out of there at breakneck speed, shoving Jon along likeĀ āI think that guy is a serial killer run!!āĀ
Elias wonders how much brain damage heās giving himself, and how much damage heās slowly doing to his desk.
Tim starts to suspect something is up with Sasha when Martin offers to help Jon move some boxes of files around in the back of the Archive and he doesnāt say no, holy shit, but when Tim points it out to Sasha, she doesnāt seem to care even though the Slow Burn JonMartin Office Romance is the only thing either of them have really cared about for the past several months (they once spent almost a whole night drunkenly arguing about whether Jon and Martin would be good for each other or just enable each otherās bad habits.) However, being a reasonable person, Tim assumes Sasha is just traumatized from the worm thing and starts trying harder to cheer her up and include her in out-of-work activities. Not!Sasha is decidedly not happy about this, and thus she is forced to endure many weeks of after-work drinks.
Meanwhile Jon is not ready to give up on the possibility that someone might be trying to kill Tim. He rules out Sasha as a suspect as one of Timās oldest friends, and he wavers back and forth on Martin because while Martin is definitely acting weird (a person? being nice? and trying to take care of him after a very traumatic event?? unrealistic, blocked) it just doesnāt support the idea that Martin is trying to kill anyone. Who does that leave? Elias? Maybe???
Elias: shit
Jon and Martin start going down into the tunnels and looking for any evidence that might be helpful. Theyāre not as sneaky about it as they think they are, but Tim doesnāt care because for him this just means heās probably already won this bet, suck it Sasha.Ā
Elias thinks now is a very good time to pull the pin onĀ āSasha has been replaced by a doppleganger.ā Unfortunately forā¦well, everyone, this pin is actually several pins all connected to their own separate grenades, which ends in Tim getting lost in some endless corridors for a bit and Jon getting framed for the murder of a spooky librarian. And theĀ āhow many marks do my idiot employees have?ā total stays even.Ā
Alright, fine.Ā Maybe Elias can have two Archivists.Ā
What about Nikolaās kidnapping?
Nikola is very confused- after all, no one really knows which of these two scar-ridden idiots is the REAL archivist (the avatars of London started hypothesizing that Tim was just a cover for the Real Archivist, so now no one knows which one it really is because they BOTH get roped into everything!) So she decides to kidnap them both. The sheer comedic potential⦠after all, things get way less scary when youāre bored and with another person. Tim spends an entire day trying to tip back and forth in his chair just enough so he can knock Jonās chair over and makes fun of Jonās ā,you donāt sound russian??,?ā. They make dumb jokes about Nikola and Tim asks a lot of pointed questions abt Martin
Omg your mind.
And letās not forget that in canon Jon was kidnapped for a MONTH. A whole month of them just sitting around, trying to find things to do after angsting about the possibility of being skinned gets stale. Theyāre able to play I Spy longer than they expect (after Jon got over how dumb it was) because of how crowded with junk the wax museum is. Charades doesnāt really work when your arms are tied up, but thereās enough grime on the floors for a half-assed game of Pictionary. At some point they resort to making increasingly forced puns out of anything related to the circus, which devolves into just smashing words together that sound funny. (For months after theyāre finally rescued, Tim introduces himself as the āHead Shark-ivistā which is as far he gets through the title before either he or Jon start laughing.)
At some point late in the game, after Tim has long stopped needling Jon about Martin because heās run out of questions to ask that wonāt be met with irritated silence, Jon mutters something about hoping that Martin is ok, āI mean weāve been gone so longā, and if Tim were capable of bolting upright he would have. He launches into another interrogation and Jon starts shouting over him āDONāT YOU STARTā and they make such a ruckus that Nikola has to come in and physically move them to opposite sides of the room so theyāll behave.
Sent a 12 year old on a fake Heroās Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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