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key and marius: I am your SWORN SHIELD you can command me to do ANYTHING
cobra: I knoooow and that power imbalance is why it's now soooo unethical and entirely off the table for us to fuck 😔
rae, already taking her clothes off: it's what
i present: my extremely long and highly specific list of book recs for my fellow rings of power fans
*rolls over toward you in the dark and dead of night* Are you awake? Cool, cool. Do you ever think about how, if given the chance, Key of the Cauldron would've been there for Rae when she was hospitalized?
He would've been by her bedside every day no matter what anyone else thought about it, he would have held her hair back when she threw up and tucked her in when she was cold and told her dad that he and his new family could go fuck themselves, the baby included. He would've skipped school and gone back just to tell Marlowe that Rae might not throw her out the window but he gladly would, and he would've learned to get along with Alice and he'd have memorized the whole Time of Iron series just to read it to Rae when she was awake. He'd steal the hospital popsicles for her and beat the crap out of anyone who made her feel bad when she started losing her hair, he'd have held her and raged with her *becoming increasingly hysterical* He'd have been there for her until the end and after that. No matter how mean and tired she got, no matter how m any times they tried to kick him out, he'd have slept on the hospital floor just to stay by her side. Love survives death.
Anyway, goodnight.
I think if it were an option, Aresh would absolutely consider knocking up Seiichirou in an attempt to force him to take time off work
He would, however, quickly dismiss the thought because Seiichirou would absolutely not take a break from his work if he got pregnant, in fact he’d probably keep working all the way up to his due date, and pregnancy is already hard enough on the body without taking into account Seiichirou’s obsession with his work
Not to mention his complete lack of resistance to magicules; could their child be at risk of having no resistance if Seiichirou’s own isn’t high enough?
Aresh makes a note to look into the possibility of prenatal vitamins to help with magicule resistance development and then continues going about his day as normal
Seiichirou sees the note Aresh made about prenatal vitamins and decides he’s got too much work to do to worry about whatever that could possibly mean
(It doesn’t matter how much work he has to do he’s seen the damn thing now, he has roughly 38 questions and the number keeps going up. The accounting department has never seen him this distracted before.)
Eventually someone asks if he's okay and the first words out of Seiichirou's mouth are “Can men get pregnant in this world?”
Approximately two freak outs and one near panic attack later Seiichirou gets an explanation and presumably some reassurance that he'd know if he was pregnant because. Well it's probably a more involved process than the other way is. There's like, items and magical shit involved probably
(Aresh has no idea about any of this until lunch btw, he's just going about his day unaware of what he's inadvertently done lol)
At lunch, Seiichirou accuses him of conspiring to baby trap him. Aresh assures him that he intends to wait until Seiichirou is physically fit enough to carry a pregnancy to term, and then puts more vegetables on his tray. It is at this moment that it really hits Seiichirou that Aresh is planning for a future where they have kids together
He takes the rest of the afternoon off and just. Sits with that for a while. Roughly 10 minutes of “sitting with it” later he starts to regret taking the afternoon off because he can't distract himself with work now Imao. After a bit longer, though, he finds that he doesn’t hate the idea. Sure, it’s not realistic now, his body barely has any built up magicule resistance as is, and the books of this kingdom aren’t going to sort themselves out, but… maybe someday, that could be nice
He catches himself mid-laugh, imagining Aresh struggling to wrangle a couple of small children, a hand resting on his stomach, and as soon as he realizes, Seiichirou stands up from wherever he was sitting and rushes off to find something, anything, to keep his mind occupied. Everyone he sees for the rest of the day is too polite to point out how flustered he seems.
(At dinner that evening, Aresh notices how Seiichirou won’t look him in the eye, how jumpy and distracted he seems. That night, Aresh holds his lover gently, and falls asleep already dreaming about the family they’ll build together)
What Shirahama is consistently insinuating is that Olruggio is CAKED UP like man is carrying a WHOLE ASS BAKERY BACK THERE and the only people who know are Olruggio and his yuri doctor duo
Qifrey doesn't have evidence for safety reasons but HES STILL GOT AN EYE FOR OLLY
There's a panel in the manga where everyone is crowing that Olruggio is arching his back all sexy-like as he casts a spell, and... hilariously, if you follow the actual curve of the line of action, he really isn't arching his back at all, he's just stretching his arms up.
What's giving the illusion of the exaggerated curve is literally his butt. His butt sticks out so much as his lower (skirt? Pants? Idk what he's wearing) pulls taught against the dramaticwind that it looks like he's really contorting himself.
But no... nono. He's just got the whole baking industry back there.
@imnotabadslime i don't know what chapter its from, but I DID manage to find the image(s) i was referencing!
This^ one specifically. Like it looks like he's arching his back at first glance... but no lol. His upper back is straight. It's just his hips and ass giving that illusion. XD I think there could be an argument made that he's jutting his hip out... but even then. I think he's just Built Like That.
These other two follow the same principle. It look like he's arcing his back, but nah. Just hauling the entire Bakery franchise back there. (I'm typically not an ass person, but I actually lowkey adore how Shirahama has given Olruggio an ASS and HIPS. Its so rare to see guys with curves! Especially skinny guys!
This last one is actually Olruggio arching his back, because he's twisting his torso. For comparisons. :3
Today, Dean, Sam, Jack and Cas host a birthday party for Charlie, complete with a Millennium Falcon cake, baked by Dean and decorated by Jack, and a movie marathon watched by all. Charlie also demands a "PowerPoint Night", which they have all worked on up until today. Charlie presents a smash or pass slideshow covering every woman in the Star Wars franchise, which is surprisingly in depth and well researched. Dean's presentation compares real world supernatural beings with various Sci-Fi creatures. Sam's estimates how a small team of hunters would realistically take down Smauge from The Hobbit. Cas spends 5 minutes discussing the mechanics of lembas bread what kinds of spells could be used to to imitate it. Finally, Jack's presentation analyzes Star Trek's influence on modern fanfiction, completely going over the head of everyone but Charlie.
the sandaime hokage and his personal singing labubu
Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️
Another thing I love in Kyou Kara Maou fanfics is when it's mentioned that Wolfram's soldiers, the elite squad he trains, are all AT LEAST a little bit in love with him - Because yes they are.
He's hard working, loyal, noble, breathtakingly beautiful. He's an amazing fighter, a very powerful mazoku user... Like, he was gonna be elected king if Yuuri didn't return to their world.
His men are around him so much, have seen him wild in the heat of battle and focused during training drills, gentle when they escort him and Greta and unflinchingly loyal when standing up for his king, when he left everything behind to go back home and keep himself from being used as a force against Yuuri.
No wonder those boys all respect, admire and probably also love him. Who wouldn't?
And I especially love when, as it gets brought up in fics, Yuuri suddenly has to deal with the knowledge that 10+ men are around and thirsting over his fiance whenever he's not with him. I absolutely eat up that trope.
Imagine Yuuri strolling through the castle, seeing Wolfram at a distance and, as he's about to call to him, he sees Wolf's newest recruit run up to him to inform him of something, metaphorical tail wagging in excitement when Wolfram nods in approval. The younger soldier practically skips away, and is he blushing????
Or Yuuri goes to the training grounds with Conrad to practice his sword work, only to find out Wolfram's third in command has a perimeter around a certain area, because Wolf's fallen asleep against a tree and they don't want anyone disturbing him. He can see a few others sitting around a slumbering Wolfram, watching his relaxed face tenderly. Why... Are they just watching him sleep? That's... That's creepy!
And just picture Yuuri looking out of his office window, bored of his paperwork, just to see Wolfram helping his second in command, who he just beat up in training, walk towards the guard's infirmary. The soldier says something and Wolf's face lights up as he laughs with his entire chest. Yuuri ends up accidentally tearing up the paper in his hands, and he's not sure how to explain that to Gwendal.
I just want Yuuri staring at his roof late at night when Wolf is away on some assignment with his men, thinking to himself 'He's with them now... What are they doing? Is he sharing a tent with someone? Is the guard on duty even paying attention, or is he just watching my fiance longingly?... WHY AM I EVEN THINKING SO HARD ABOUT THIS??'
I want Wolfram to return home to a fuming Yuuri who has had to, by force of being unable to sleep for the entire week that he was away, come to terms with his feelings, suddenly demanding they get married now. Tomorrow. Okay, Gunter, if planning a wedding is sooo hard, you have a week! No more than that
But more than anything, I want Wolfram's men smirking in the background, secretly highfiving each other because their plan worked, and now their commander will be happy (and hopefully, less ruthless during training).
They just love their commander so much, seeing him smiling is always a treat.
Landon being Robby’s biological son Bear with me bear with me and getting jealous that Whitaker is receiving all this attention like he is Robby’s son, he followed his dads footsteps, he is a good man he has a wife and kids, WHY IS he favoring this new young doctor when his son is right there! And Langdon confronting Whitaker like what do you have that I don’t?! And Dennis going like listen…I’m fucking your dad…
u/ClosetedInDaPitt Masterpost
Dennis Whitaker needs advice; like good, solid, strong advice that he cannot, under any circumstances, get from the people he works with. It would reveal too much and he needs to maintain control of the situation at all costs. So what does he do? Well, he goes to Reddit of course!
u/closetedInDaPit - My roommate [27F] thinks I’m [27M] being baby trapped by a widow [26F], what she doesn’t know is that I’m gay [seeking advice]
Perfect! What could possibly go wrong?
Told through a series of fake social media screenshots and loose pieces of bubblegum
vastly overlooked moment in amok time: spock talking abt how vulcans go crazy during pon farr, saying that kirk will find it distasteful
and kirk responding ‘will i?’ in this shaky, almost giddy voice . weirdo freak is EXCITED abt that
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Broke: Julian never visited Cardassian, and Garak’s pleading letters fell on dead ears
Woke: Julian visits, like, every 3 months?? Garak just whines the whole time he’s gone to guilt him, like, “oh Doctor if only I could show you the hills of Eteerek” like shut up? We’ll go in a month??
i like the concept of iruka being unlikeable to most chuunins and jounins. the concept of him being the kid who got his entire class in trouble trying and failing to be funny, who later became the pencil pusher chuunin who gets everyone in trouble for not turning in their reports on time or for not doing them correctly.
like. he's a regular chuunin and yet, somehow, he's the hokage's favorite. he got to choose to teach in the academy and was fast tracked and basically given a position there by simply asking. he fucked up an entire mission with the copy-nin and now the copy-nin looks after him. he's rigid and not parituclarly strong and annoying and he's boring and he sits in the village twiddling his thumbs and teaching kids how to do whatever the hell he teaches them and he babies the kyuubi vessel and yet. parents love him. kids look up to him. old ladies give him fruit by the armful.
like. i don't think mizuki was an outlier in hating iruka for getting the attention and praise he got. most likely he was representative of a larger problem (ie, a lack of understanding of iruka's strengths). especially since iruka isn't shown to have close friends in the way that others do.
i think that, since the naruto and iruka parallel exists, and the village hated naruto for being the vessel of the kyuubi/not being normal/like them, then maybe other people/shinobi hated iruka for the same reason.
still thinking about how perfect a flag this is for human space exploration. Shapes and symbols can change meanings between people and cultures currently, let alone hundreds or even thousands of years into the future.
And what is the purpose of placing a flag on a foreign planet? It’s a way to say “we were here.” And the one, immediate symbol that any other human who came to the same spot any number of years later would be able to recognize a human hand. Even if governments change and collapse, we all understand a handprint.
and if you found yourself somewhere where you wanted to mark humanity’s presence, but didn’t have a flag with you? Well, you have your own hand.
short kkir animatic inspired by this fic that i just finished reading hehe
