oh my god

my name is sarah and i fucking hate this website

[unclefather]

[archcracker]

[mens-rights-activia]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[doubleca5t]

Nightcore

[topherchris]

[topherchris]

[animeseinfeld]

twisted fucking cycle path

[manaclone]

this is a gerrymandered district

[weirdmageddon]

[miyku]

the sims in fast forward mode

[toastbutteregg]

[jinlian]

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

[nicol--bolas]

what if you could @everyone on tumblr

[thyrell]

i think some sunglasses company is doing that rn

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[bloodybrahms]

the new halloween movie looks great

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[sagihairius]

[woodmeat]

[lil-radon]

Hasn’t quite mastered humaning yet.

[ainawgsd]

They really asked the president to say 'Nazis are bad' and he fucking wouldn't, huh

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

*watching dj khaleds snapchat* me: here we go Dj khaled: lets go see what we gon have for breakfast today Both of us at the same time: chicken sausage, egg whites, and water.. key to success