Beep The Meeples

System, 22, mostly animals, Host is Freya(She/It)

[hacer-kun]

try not to get scared, scariest stories

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[overflowchute]

<=== Place of honor! Highly esteemed dead commemorated here!!! Valuable things here!!! Dig now! Dig now!!! Dig dig dig dig!!!!

[thehanselever]

obligatory princess ralsei drawing

[feeblepeon]

ever since he got got his job at Slopworth industries, he did whatever he could to get ahead, even if that meant eating some of the sloppiest hog on wall street. Every day he would come into the office with his suit ironed, tie straight, and every night he would leave with his perfect hair frizzled and beard caked in saliva and pluj. It was at the end of the quarter, right around when the other slopworth workers would be expecting their Christmas bonuses, that a meeting was arranged between him and the sitting CEO, Clump Barrels. The meeting went well, the two men shook hands, and he quickly got to work on Mr. Barrels' bloated chode with utmost care. Cigar smoke filled the room. By the time he was done, the CEO had busted wicked white splooge five times out of his stupid penis. He looked up at his boss, who removed the cigar from his mouth and mused "well done... you've been promoted. Tomorrow you start as my personal suckpig"

[vile-things]

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[jame7t]

pick ten people. now bully the weakest one. what do you get? that’s right.

you get bully points.

Spend these at a bully kiosk soon…

[default-cube]

little miss breakfast-bait is eating a coffeeberry

[feeblepeon]

ever since he got got his job at Slopworth industries, he did whatever he could to get ahead, even if that meant eating some of the sloppiest hog on wall street. Every day he would come into the office with his suit ironed, tie straight, and every night he would leave with his perfect hair frizzled and beard caked in saliva and pluj. It was at the end of the quarter, right around when the other slopworth workers would be expecting their Christmas bonuses, that a meeting was arranged between him and the sitting CEO, Clump Barrels. The meeting went well, the two men shook hands, and he quickly got to work on Mr. Barrels' bloated chode with utmost care. Cigar smoke filled the room. By the time he was done, the CEO had busted wicked white splooge five times out of his stupid penis. He looked up at his boss, who removed the cigar from his mouth and mused "well done... you've been promoted. Tomorrow you start as my personal suckpig"

[thememedaddy]

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[wiltkingart]

restraint

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[nanaosdailylife]

I'm adapting to life down here.

[nanaosdailylife]

Can anyone help this person?

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”