dumb dumb dumbo

Hi I'm bee, like literally, i'm a bee ♡ 28, bi/demisexual, awkward. English and Spanish 🇻🇪

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[dehydratedlydia]

i eould do anything for my cursed swowrd in a second

[cats4cancer]

[bad-system]

[petaltexturedskies]

Mary Oliver, from “A Meeting” in The Truro Bear and Other Adventures: Poems and Essays

[petaltexturedskies]

Mary Oliver, from “A Meeting” in The Truro Bear and Other Adventures: Poems and Essays

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[fanatic-panic]

this but nepeta grub :3

es... es wiwi...

[dehydratedlydia]

[dehydratedlydia]

4 days before i got my estrogen i was like so so so happy and felt like everything got 1.000.000x times lighter and so many shackles just got loose and I was able to breathe again

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[dehydratedlydia]

lord of the rings would be perfect if there were a lesbian hobbit polycule at the beggining anz one of them makes beautiful dresses and clothes another is great at baking and makes thw perfect pies and on le of them always cooks the best meala and all of them are stoned out of their mind on elven weed

[dehydratedlydia]

i was right for this and I want to be in the hobbit polycule and live under a small hill

[memedokies]

cooking mama 🔥🍳

previously patreon-exclusive sticker sheets are now publicly available on my shop~

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[retquits]

haven't drawn in 2 weeks, scribbled a cat i want to meet

[retquits]

i finally went to meet this cat in person ... guys ....... i'm in danger

[retquits]

hi everyone this is jpeg, she's the size of a packing peanut has emo bangs hates my guts and will only eat if i feed her with a spoon

[fatimajpeg]

serenity  🌤️🍃🌻

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[deathinaugural]