prev. model-howell

masterlist would you kill me, my love? requests are open my simblr

[zomboney]

were online and by that I mean we're all pigeons on the same power line

[zomboney]

every time we chirp it makes a post

[zomboney]

[royal-mortician]

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

[catcrumb]

[blackvelvetofnight]

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

[babyanimalgifs]

Young bull elephant politely stepping over a walkway at a nature preserve 

(Source)

[petermorwood]

I get a feeling that he must have stepped squarely on the last one and gone through it.

[lemonsharks]

This is definitely the big steppy of someone who has broken the thing before

[werewolf-transgenderism]

do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

[heavensghost]

being insanely obsessive will not get u anywhere but it sure do pass the time

[lightasthesun]

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

[geniusoflove]

[geniusoflove]

here is solomon

[ashstfu]

despite all my saddened rage i am still just a girl in her room watching her silly little films, reading her silly little books, listening to her silly little playlists

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[geekandmisandry]

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

[hecallsmehischild]

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

[vegetapsycho]

This . This is why dfjkbhkm

[pangur-and-grim]

this is how I sit to use the computer, yes it causes spinal damage

[pangur-and-grim]

sorry I forgot a crucial element 

[pangur-and-grim]

[reputayswift]

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

[reputayswift]

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

[ailurinae]

that nsfw snow…

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[pancakeke]

I've been waiting for him to say this lmao

[gaybastich]

[weirdadvicehumangirl]

He's responsible for this beauty

There are more but I don't have them

[ocean-again]

all classics

[cadburycreampie]

Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text