Beemo's clips

The Hermitcraft special interest is thriving silly goofy blog: @beemoboppin 🐛 (profile pic minecraft skin made by @artoftherowan)

[bellshazes]

bdubs, gayly: okaaaayyyy. [normal] i will be careful. etho, in the same tone: okaayyyyyy [laughs] bdubs, extremely indignant: oh, oh let's just make fun of me [garbled objections] we go back for years! etho: i like how you said that! [more insistent, talking over bdubs] no i LIKED how you said that!! i thought it was good! bdubs: oh it was a nice way? oh okay. [gayly again] okayyyyyy :) etho, copying him again: okaaaayyyyyyy :)

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in which bdubs and etho take care of each other's health and wellbeing. transcript under the cut:

etho: my only goal in this is to keep bdubs happy. cleo: that's all you ever care about! etho: i just don't want him to say i hate it afterwards.

cleo: how's that working out for you? bdubs: it's wonderful, he's very wise. and he's taking care of me, i'm a little sick.

bdubs: etho's taking care of me etho: we gotta watch bdubs, make sure he's safe [bdubs is smacked into the cow pit]

bdubs: [distressed noises] etho: [putting blocks down to protect bdubs, leaving himself open] oh now he's looking at ME, NO!

etho: protect me, i'm low! bdubs: etho you're low? etho: i'm gonna eat all our lapis bdubs: here, here here here! have some stalactites! [group laughs] etho: i don't think that's safe! are you sure? bdubs: they're good, they're good, i tried them. they're delicious.

bdubs: but alliance and priority is etho's love and health.

bdubs: i'll take care of etho's snail here... joel: you're just following etho's snail here bdubs? bdubs: i'm walking it to safety. yup.

etho: get underground! over here! bdubs: [yelling] i'm coming! it's bad up there. etho: follow the torch, follow the torch. bdubs: okay! it's still coming though so get ready! [shouts] etho: oh, bdubs... bdubs: it's FINE!

bdubs: [screaming] etho, fragilely: bdubs, bdubs... bdubs: you! you did so wonderfully! etho: my life flashed before my eyes just then...

etho: i was debating like, should i make a moss farm? and then when i heard you were doing it, it's like no i'm gonna hold off. i'm gonna rely on my buddy bdubs! [bdubs mhms] he's gonna take care of me this season.

etho: feather falling! feather falling! bdubs: that's what I wanted! ren: you should probably give that to bdoubleo, to be honest. etho: bdubs, i will - bdubs: no, it's fine, i'm gonna get it myself. etho, quietly: you need it.

etho: someone help bdubs, he's got no gear. bdubs - someone help bdubs, please. i don't want him to die.

for bdubs, so when he dies all the time it'll help him. he needs all the help he can get. bdubs: no i don't, i'm fine. etho: he doesn't even have a shirt! bdubs: it's for battle.... etho: oh, okay

bdubs: i don't know who's gonna take care of me now that he's gone... he was the one that took care of me. and kept me alive!

etho: i don't know how you're gonna do this scar, because i'm gonna defend bdubs, and then you'll die.

scar: come on! bdubs: yes, i'm okay! she was chasing me! we were there, we were making plans! etho: i got you a life bdubs, i got you a life!

scar: boop, sign the contract! etho: bdubs you gotta protect me. bdubs: i'll protect you.

bdubs: set your spawn just in case. etho: i did, i did, thank you. you're always so considerate, bdubs. bdubs: yeah, yeah, i care.

etho: you're sick right, i gotta take care of my poor guy... bdubs: yeah i'm just gonna lay here.

etho: bdubs we need you! bdubs: i'm on it!

etho: oh it's getting dark - bdubs, save me! thank you. just at the right time there.

[bdubs sighs loudly several times, and etho silently turns around to look at him, making bdubs laugh] etho: you okay bdubs? bdubs: i'm fine.

bdubs: how dare! etho: who am i kidding, i'm washed up bdubs! it's all over! bdubs: stop it! no! cleo: i'm gonna get so annihilated right now. etho: cleo's right, she's right, i have no confidence anymore because of her. bdubs: stop it. no, you're a hero!

etho: i'm wondering if you were needing a cohost, if you were running out of steam. bdubs: alright, yeah, yeah i do, i'm out.

etho: but i can texture too, like i [mumbles] texture. bdubs: yeah yeah! i know you can - i know that too much is uncomfortable. right? etho: i don't know what it is. like i like it when you do it. bdubs: sure yeah, but it can be too much.

etho: i got a little bit of texture in here! bdubs: you do, look at this! etho: i could throw some granite in here, i could do all kinds of things. bdubs: you sure could and you know it.

etho: bdubs is just protecting me okay, he knows what's best for me.

[going-to-the-sun]

Clips and links I have got to stop losing at all costs

Tumblr search is so bad that I keep losing all my favs, so they're going into a masterpost to allow me to finally free them from my drafts folder. This is mostly just for me, but I guess you guys can see it too. Go down the line and watch these to feel alive.

Etho Lore—

Keyboard slime

Etho's headset saga

Etho's keyboard saga

Etho's daily sandwich

Etho gets robbed

Etho's crazy living situation

Etho hot for teacher confirmed

Friday Night Stabby

Etho snorts redstone

Etho losing against the allegations of the unfortunate shape of his gold farm

Etho UHC Supercut

Etho pretends not to know who Kakashi is

Ethubs Clips—

"She cheats on you, you cheat on her"

Top 10 Ethubs moments to feel insane to

Etho likes seeing Bdubs in chainmail

Etho HC10 base tour

"Coulda been us together, Bdubs"

"We're kinda at that level where asking isn't even necessary"

"Is Etho still bunking up in your basement?"

HC9 obsidian coffin trap reference // history

"He's shaped me into the builder he wants me to be"

Bdub's pink hoodie merch

Roomies 4ever

Ethubs swinging pendulum of illness

"Hold on, my beloved"

Bdubs and Etho working together as a team

Etho cackling at Bdub's misfortunes

"I've been thinking about like, the way you're gonna kill me..."

Bdubs calling Etho petnames

"I've never heard you sound like that"

The first clock

Genny discovers Bdubs and Etho are living together

"Do you want my wood?"

Boat Boys Clips—

"Get a room"

Why Joel says Eefo

#1 Boat Boys shipper: MythicalSausage

Other Clips—

"Breed with me, I have gold!"

Bdub's and Scar's cursed tech setups

Etho's undeniable morning voice (feat. Team Canada)

What's a good dragon pun?

Pause’s saint bernard joke comes full circle 10 years later

Bdubs darktwt arc breaks containment

Etho sounds drunk during Friday Night Stabby

Team Canada escapes the Nether compilation

Convex lore compilation

In which Etho is Definitely Being Family Friendly, Don't Get It Twisted

Bdub's falsetto

Four minutes of BdoubleO100 losing his mind and singing

Worst Bdubs moments of all time

Bdubs is a dilf confirmed

"Chat’s moving so fast, no one's gonna see I'm gay for Etho"

Bdubs dies at the start of Mindcrack S4

"You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen..."

Etho psychological torture chamber (OOGE)

Links—

Nebtho masterpost

Best of Etho Mindcrack

Best of Bdubs Mindcrack

Etho comment, "I know a bit about human psychology..."

HC6 Demise arc

Minecraft Gothic

(If you reblog a copy of this for yourself, come back and check the original, as I will update this over time. And don't forget to reblog and show love to the op's of the posts linked here <3)

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the very particular reason bdubs recognized etho in mystery hermit

Transcript

[Bdubs] What's blue doing in there? Dude that floor! [Joel] Floor looks good [Bdubs] *gasps* I know blue [Joel] This floor- ooh this floor is interesting. Blue did this floor [Bdubs] No. I- I- need no more information [Joel] You know who blue is? [Bdubs] I know 100% who blue is [Joel] Interesting… [Skizz] Do you? [Bdubs] Yeah ~ 1 month earlier ~ [Etho] Dude I like this floor he's got in here. This is cool- Oak, spruce planks, stripped spruce. I'm gonna steal this one day. Y- th- Season 12, I'm gonna put a floor in somewhere. You're gonna see it and you're like, "Wow, that's- that's amazing." Gonna be my design. Yup. An Etho original

Clipped from Zedaph's "Mystery Hermit! Can you Guess who's playing?!?" (23:13) and Etho's "Hermitcraft S11#7: Pop-Up Conveyor Belts" (46:34)

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Ethubs tree parallel + "we're talking about the trees" (2min)

Clipped from Bdubs' recent stream "Bdubs Hungry!" (1:55:37) and Etho's 2012 episode "Etho MindCrack SMP - Episode 49: BdoubleO" (9:32)

Transcript:

[Bdubs] Do you remember how to make tall trees ~~ [Lil Bdubs] So… do you know how to build- how to do big trees? Do you need me to teach you somethin' here? [Lil Etho] Yeah I know how [Lil Bdubs] Okay, let's see you try [Lil Etho] Okay ~~

[Etho] How to make tall trees? [Bdubs] Yeah [Etho] Uhh, like- the stone trick? The cobblestone trick? [Bdubs] It is cobblestone, isn't it? [Etho] You put it next to cobblestone… pillar? [Bdubs] Yeah ~~ [Lil Bdubs] *watching Etho* It's great. M'kay. Oh. I like those. *tree grows* Ohh, look at that! [Lil Etho] Woohoo [Lil Bdubs] That's so much easier than what I do! [Lil Etho] What have you been doin'? [Lil Bdubs] I've been doing this... Uh one, two, three, four. mkay. This is what people show me to do [Lil Etho] Mhm ~~ [Bdubs] This is what we used to do. One, two, three, four, five, six. And then ~~ [Lil Bdubs] And then I go: oi aei boi boinkh. Like that ~~ [Etho] Mmm [Bdubs] Then torches [Etho] You had a science to it cuz if you- if you just did it like cobblestone, I think it would turn into wonky trees usually ~~ [Lil Etho] Sometimes though, it just makes a really strange lookin' tree [Lil Bdubs] Strange is good [Lil Etho] It looks like a regular tree but, really long [Lil Bdubs] Oh *laughs* [Lil Etho] *chuckles* ~~ [Bdubs] Alright I'm gonna just bonemeal this, see what hap- Boh! Ohh!! [Etho] Uhhh yeah yeah. That's not terrible [Bdubs] Euugh! Eugh, no [Etho] Not great [Bdubs] Nope. That's not it ~~ [Lil Etho] Oh I see [Lil Bdubs] That did somethin' [Lil Etho] That works too, yeah [Lil Bdubs] It's not as great as yours. Yours is bigger [Lil Etho] Mine's a little bigger, yeah. *laughs* [Lil Bdubs] Look at the trunk right here! (*Etho laughing*) Holy cow man! Massive [Lil Etho] Yup [Lil Bdubs] I love it [Lil Etho] We're talking about the trees [Lil Bdubs] [Lil Etho] Yeah [Lil Bdubs] Oh right! Right yeah. Talking 'bout trees… *giggles* [Lil Etho] *chuckles*

[i-do-enjoy-ethoslab]

An assortment of Etho’s pokemon noises from his Pixelmon series. 

You know the “if I were a pokemon” line in his newest HC video? He had another what-if-I-am-a-pokemon moment in his pixelmon series, where he makes some Etho noises, I guess. (It’s at the end if you wanna skip, but why would you ;D?)

[chaotic-tired-fox]

At first I was cackling and then Grian’s reaction broke me XD

Bdubs bites a beetroot

[mochachailattecafe]

?????????????

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Transcript:

[Bdubs reading chat] “Bdubs… you’re my artistic inspiration.”

[Bdubs] I thought you said autistic inspiration. Which… that could also work. I can see myself inspiring in that way as well.

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Etho pyromaniac

Transcript

[Docm77] You like fireworks too? Like in the- like when you see firecrackers and stuff?

[Etho] Yeahh I've... I've got some experience uh even making my own *laughs*

[Docm77] *laughs* Uh oh. Kids don't try at home

[Etho] *meekly* I like fire a lot

Clipped from an Etho Mindcrack episode but I can't remember which one T-T

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This seems more relevant than ever

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This is a good evil etho laugh

[draculism]

etho had too much coffee

[drapple-fly]

Etho's comfort streamer

[casivarn]

you can tell it’s a good ethubs clip when all of the tags are exclamations of disgust or suggestions of euthanasia

[enbyandyy]

the start of ethos new video is adorable I'm entirely on board with this. After the clip ends he also jumps around

Video transcription:

Etho: Hello? Hello? (slowly getting sadder) where are you guys? Guys? (Happily) Oh! What are you guys doing over there? I'm all the way over here! Com'on thats-thats not how we start a video

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Etho being the jester from the latest Among Us session (2nd July)

this is one of the funnest rounds ever. i couldn’t fit all of it into a tumblr video so pls go watch the whole round, it’s even funnier in context

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Need this in the archive

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you BLASTED fool!

Transcript

[Etho] Oh oh oh oh

[Bdubs] Ohh man! Ohh! WHAT HAPPENED!

[GenerikB] Oooohhoohohh

[Etho] *laughs* I'm pretty good with the mini gun by the way :D

[Bdubs] *exuberantly* You BLASTED fool! Y-you never said nothin'! Everybody said *demon voice* "oh just take it EASY" Mini- *normal voice* minigun's just gonna be practice round

[Etho] Ohh, I'm sorry

[Bdubs] And all the sudden, I got dead carcass of a helicopter down here

[Etho] Let's try that again

Clipped from Etho's Fly Boys series. Not sure which episode though.

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One of my favorite Etho laughs

Clipped from Etho's video, "Minecraft - Fly Boys #2: Little Bird, Big Crash" (14:17)