☆ Poly Kevin Day Truther☆

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

my god, this man

[exy-enthusiast]

"stop fagging up my striker" says the faggiest striker to ever do it

[exylover32]

a few months ago i submitted a draft of a kevjean fic for a fiction writing class and my professor (who had never heard of the aftg books in his life btw) gave me some of the most INSANE feedback ever....because what do you mean "we're getting kevin's idea of jean, the absence-shaped jean, the jean whose success kevin made possible by sending him away" and "jean is a person, not a wound kevin is still tending" and "kevin and jean share something that can't be named because its context was unspeakable" and "kevin understands the grammar of the nest: you can protect someone only by protecting them sideways" and "someone who is both present and unreachable. that's kevin's situation with jean." what the fuck. what the actual fuck. i'm going to throw up.

[instigatorjosten]

something that cant be named because its context was unspeakable is my new favorite sentence for half the aftg dynamics but also im suing your prof for this

[coffeeco001]

" 'Queen,' Andrew said somewhere behind Neil. [...] 'Hell hath no fury,' Andrew said" (Sakavic 387).

What Andrew didn't say: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Andrew.. Andrew, what are you trying to say here..

[beep---bop]

Someone introduce that girl (Kevin Day) to Family Tree by Ethel Cain NEOW.

[beep---bop]

My sister called Kevin Andreil's "massive, special needs dog with separation anxiety" and honestly. She's not wrong.

[rottenroyal]

Kevin Day is really like the exy world's Justin Bieber

[pussyfootings]

kevin is andrew’s best friend. like actually canonically

[5buny]

You guys don’t know how much this fanart means to me i genuinely be sniffing the kandrew crack through it i fucking love kevin i fucking love kandrew i fucking love this art

art by @alexglxi

[gayleafpool]

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

[purplemuskrat]

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked three witches putting weird shit in a cauldron and they said that none of woman born shall harm me, so.

[exy-enthusiast]

whoever posted the tomadachi screenshot this is for you. it's also them normally

[beep---bop]

AFTG COLLEGE THOUGHT #6

I have confirmed all suspicions about the AFTG characters blending in in their classes. I'm in a group project with a guy who's on my school's soccer team. Its basically the only thing I know about him. I Google him to find his LinkedIn profile and HE'S ONE OF THE HIGHEST RANKED COLLEGE SOCCER PLAYERS IN THE US. WHAT.

TLDR: If you don't watch sports, you won't know if your classmates are athletes, successful ones or not.

[beep---bop]

I am thinking abt writing a ficlet abt this situation as though my partner is actually Kevin Day...

[realmothchu]

estrogen would have saved her and it’s kevin day

[beep---bop]

I am chronically spreading she/he + only uses feminine descriptors (girl, queen, etc) Kevin Day propaganda

[beep---bop]

Had my first threesome #kevindayirl?!?!?!

[krebmel]

My sheylaa….

[beep---bop]

Fuck the new Harry Potter tv show its spiritually Israeli but also it brought hp onto my dash again so here are some shitty weirdo thoughts about it (me. I am shitty weirdo)

1. Make wizard-witch-wixen-whatever genders weirder NOW. I wanna see Ron in a dress. I wanna see polyjuice potion used the RIGHT way

2. Give Harry Potter a cig that boy needs one

3. Polyjuice??!?! Poly... juice... poly.. POLY!!! MAKE THE GOLDEN TRIO KISS MORE.

4. Give me strangely obsessive Sirius over characters, esp James and Lily not in a a romantic Way but in a dog way. Alexa, play the stooges "I wanna be your dog". Thank you.

5. Where are the WOMEN!?!? Show some love to the women in HP please,, dont leave them to that sexist asshole Rowling

6. Give Harry Potter a drunk cigarette and a three-way drunk makeout with his best friends.. he needs it believe me

7. Give me a lily evans who grew up in the muggle world and goes back to it every summer.. let that ACTUALLY affect her, please.

8. Give me ANYTHING Lily centric I will melt the world for you

9. Give Harry another drunk cig please

Ya thats all for now i have more tho

[briisthoughts]

“Depression can't hit a moving target.”

I don't know who y’all's sniper is but mine is seasoned and can most definitely hit me while moving.

[beep---bop]

I thought I was safe because I was busy. Turns out I was just manic.