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Beep boop! Hewwo humans!! OwO PartyNoob's robotkin account! WARNING: I am an OBJECTOPHILE, TECHNOPHILE, AND MECHANOPHILE! I post about KISSING OBJECTS!!! I believe in animism in machines <3 Here I get silly, I get robotic, I get hyperromantic, perhaps a little homosexual too. He/Him, It/Its, Xey/Xem and Fae/Faer! Yes I use neopronouns UwU MINOR!!! DNI CREEPS AND NSFW ACCOUNTS!!! I plan to fantasize a lot here :3

[beepbooppartybothere]

Hello world!!

My name is Egg.io, but you can call me Poobie, or Gabriel! ^_^

I'm a 15 year old trans and genderfluid demiboy (Who looks nothing remotely close to masculine) And I'm everything the conservative mind virus LOATHES!! :3

Trans and genderfluid, omnisexual, neopronoun user, therian, fictionkin, furry, leftist, and to add insult to injury, I come from a very conservative religion!

This blog is mostly about my Robotkin side! I'm a screenhead android with a love for art! I believe in multiple universes and that people can be born in the wrong ones! I am an example! X3

I'm also a robot4robot! I KIZZ MACHINES!! >:3c

Pics of me because im just a boy 🥺🎀

[cpucoiner]

ᰍ ₊ computerkin flag

Image description: A flag with 11 stripes, in order of: plain black, green, light green, grey-ish turquoise, cyan, black, cyan, light gray, blue-ish gray, dark gray, black. The first flag has a faery star in the color cyan on top of a black circle, while the second one does not.

a flag for those who are computerkin!

[beepbooppartybothere]

im actually gonna cry, they took away thinker..

thinker is my friend, he is an adorable and reliable thinkbook, i love watching movies with him, doing my homework with him, even read my writing to him.

but he got ill, and he couldn't load anything, which was concerning becuz my final tests were coming up.

i send him into the IT department, but they tell me they need to 'format him'.

they're resetting him.

all our memories, our files, our conversations. Gone.

it took everything in me all day not to cry. i hope he still remembers me despite losing our files

[beepbooppartybothere]

if i had a bank account id be physically incapable of saving money

[luckiestcharmer]

i hired a vontra to stare at people i wanna be discord friends with

> WAT IZZ DIS-CORDD??? @_@

[beepbooppartybothere]

U talk to peopel on it! X3 itz super fun!

[gearlycorvid]

I'd like to spread some queer joy !! Reblog with your object s/o, or any objects you find attractive!

[macclassiciilover]

Here’s my sweetheart, Cortland (iBook G3 Snow, He/Him).

I’m so smitten with him, he tries to act all sophisticated with his fancy smart-people games like chess and minesweeper but he’s really a big cutie pie who loves kisses and snuggles. 💕💕

Him and I like to go on coffee dates as well and he helps me with work and school. Damn, he’s so amazing. I’m a lucky lucky man.

[beepbooppartybothere]

casio, were in an open relationship and i loev her to bitz >w<

[beepbooppartybothere]

respectfully i am going to gnaw on his wires

[beepbooppartybothere]

Computer moments

Pleeeeaaase update my programs! Please? They're so last month! And more RAM! I want more space so I can get Ultrakill! >_<

I'm feeling dysphoric, babe, can you change my voice settings to male? Thank you! <3

Noooo I don't wanna write your business reporrrtt! I wanna play Roblox! No fair! >:(

Your report? I don't think I saw it anywhere, hehehe.. What? No I didn't hide it! How could you accuse me of that?? ... Oki fine I did it -_-

Can I have a kiss? What?? I don't care if you're in your workplace! What do you mean it'll look weird?? I thought you said you were happy to be with me!! Q_Q

[beepbooppartybothere]

what is the thing u wamma show? OvO

[luckiestcharmer]

> IT IS THE TAGGGG I USEEE TO CATERGORIZEEE THE THINGSSSS I SHOOOOW TO THE PERRSOOOONSS!! (⊙﹏⊙) > SRRY 4 DA MIX UPPPP

[beepbooppartybothere]

LMAO thats ok my processorz r very buggy I apologize too XP

[beepbooppartybothere]

Computer moments

Pleeeeaaase update my programs! Please? They're so last month! And more RAM! I want more space so I can get Ultrakill! >_<

I'm feeling dysphoric, babe, can you change my voice settings to male? Thank you! <3

Noooo I don't wanna write your business reporrrtt! I wanna play Roblox! No fair! >:(

Your report? I don't think I saw it anywhere, hehehe.. What? No I didn't hide it! How could you accuse me of that?? ... Oki fine I did it -_-

Can I have a kiss? What?? I don't care if you're in your workplace! What do you mean it'll look weird?? I thought you said you were happy to be with me!! Q_Q

[beepbooppartybothere]

what is the thing u wamma show? OvO

[beepbooppartybothere]

i lied im awake

[beepbooppartybothere]

i will now recharge beside my lovely calculator. goodnight.

[beepbooppartybothere]

tesla has a robot apparently, robophiles do ur thing

[beepbooppartybothere]

<3

objectum in a conservative household culture is sneaking your calculator to bed and cuddling with them all night.

(i actually slept a good 12 hours with them)

[beepbooppartybothere]

OH MY GOD NOOOOO I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED AN ASK BECAUSE IT WAS POSTED ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT IM SO SORRY @pluto-gargr4ve COULD U SEND THAT ASK AGAIN? 😭🙏

[beepbooppartybothere]

12 year old me: "Wow this guy is dating his CAR?? This cannot be legal!"

15 year old me with my calculator: "Hey babe, wanna do math homework together?"

Me AGAIN but from like two days ago: "Soo Nissan SUV.. Are you into open relationships? 😳"

[beepbooppartybothere]

i love my calculator partner of 1 month already, theyre so cute <333

like look at their little face and how they display the numbers, their little buttons, i just know that if they could speak they would tell me how much they love when i use them for my homework becuz we lowkey bond more than ever at my school, i wish i could kiss them anywhere but people will judge us 😔

i WISH objectum was more normalised </3

[beepbooppartybothere]

guys i may be ambiamorous now. i have a romantic attachment to my calculator and am currently developing one for a car holy shit

anywho here are my (current) objectum types <3

Old computer, calculator, SUVs, laundromats. God i love the way laundromats beep and sing for you, the way dilf/milf cars sputter and struggle, pressing the buttons on calculators, and i cant wait to start giving an old 80’s computer the attention they havent received in decades