B.Rex

The pet blog of theopteryx.tumblr.com. Fanart goes there, other stuff goes here.

[amanitaphalloides-deactivated20]

ive had it up to here with fictional gays being like “i love you and if all i can ever have is that knowledge it’s enough for me” we need more “i have been struck down by horny insanity and i beg you to fuck me once. i’ve had three smirnoff ices and i’m gonna be crazy now. we can pretend it didn’t happen i don’t give a shit just gimme daddy’s blunt instrument” it’s more realistic

[digivolvin]

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

[luneraboo-deactivated20250204]

Unironically the hottest thing a man can be is pathetic

[thenineofus]

We are being surveilled by an alien species I call 'The Viewers'

Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

[crimsonmasks]

Max on hot ones was very funny to me personally

[orange-catsidy]

i heard it's a miracle when statues cry blood

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Fern Balcony in the French Quarter of New Orleans Louisiana.

Photo by 

Jonathan Sharpe, Photographer on flickr

[mandy-lane]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[raytorosaurus]

am i the only person who thinks ian winwood was right

[raytorosaurus]

about this frank specifically

[raytorosaurus]

are me and ian winwood the only bitches who appreciate a shitty little sharp-edged guy whose default expression of affection is humour that's just a little mean...

[allelitewrestlings]

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

[thatwrestlingnerd]

Right in the emotions, holy crap.

[allelitewrestlings]

[orange-catsidy]

[blizzardsuplex]

Roderick Strong's sit-down interview with Renee Pacquette from AEW Rampage, 09/01/2023

[djo]

JOE KEERY for Interview Magazine (2020)

[et-in-arkadia]

“you can experience life or you can be a fascist” is the single most devastating line dropped in the history of social media discourse and everyone should pack it up and go home except richard siken