beesbutinabox

♡ She/Her ♡ I am a huge nerd. Dnd, Custom Robo, general rambling. I am neurodivergent as hell, please be patient with me.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[akichiart]

They need to meet

[bees-butinabox]

GOD

[crystallizedtwilight]

Miss me?

[bees-butinabox]

shit i would be if i was an evil wizard

[dailyquests]

You can now play as 🐗 Hog.

[bees-butinabox]

jesus christ finally

[pukicho]

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.

[pukicho]

(Talking to the melon)

[strange-aeons]

Yah

Matching booty shorts that say *please don't try this for real, even scent free, dye free lotions are not safe for cats to lick. Most people keep their binguses moisturized using a little coconut oil in the bath but personally my cats skin reacts badly to it so hemp oil is my go to now

[afandomfiendformerlynamednerd]

A gift to @strange-aeons

I did it bc I felt like it

Peak fashion sense

[strange-aeons]

[strange-aeons]

[orphanedsource]

uma comics dump

[orphanedsource]

you’re gonna call me out for this but not me writing “entired”

[bees-butinabox]

average bisexual hangout

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[bees-butinabox]

me

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just “ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don’t you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))”

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you’ll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

important points which I did not address but should be appended ☝️☝️☝️☝️

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

ITT:

- people giving their life story to explain why they have a special secret valid trauma reason to be a reactionary tar pit

- white true crime women assuming I don’t know what it’s like to fear rape

- fascists calling me a euroslave

- cybersmith, for some reason

[bees-butinabox]

GIVE IT BACK LMAO

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[vodkassassin]

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

[jelloapocalypse]

I'm tired of seeing Twitter Sexymen mistaken for Tumblr ones.

[bees-butinabox]

thank god for tumblr at least.

[nanocomputer]

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

[bees-butinabox]

fuck you you all get in my way (my own voice)

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[bees-butinabox]

BEESBUTINABOX: GREEDY me?? im fucking mcawesome and shit

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[bees-butinabox]

so many colors and sounds

[wurmzone]

bright out

[bees-butinabox]

i feel so real but I'm so immortal it is killing me.

[strange-aeons]

Yah

Matching booty shorts that say *please don't try this for real, even scent free, dye free lotions are not safe for cats to lick. Most people keep their binguses moisturized using a little coconut oil in the bath but personally my cats skin reacts badly to it so hemp oil is my go to now

[afandomfiendformerlynamednerd]

A gift to @strange-aeons

I did it bc I felt like it

Peak fashion sense