Bees Per Minute Music

Hello! My name is Bee Parsons, my pronouns are she/her, and this is Bees Per Minute Music! You can find more of my music at beesperminute.com

[bees-per-minute-music]

Hello! Welcome to Bees Per Minute Music! I will have posted all of my music here eventually, but if you like what you hear and can't wait that long, consider visiting my website beesperminute.com, where you can hear the rest of my music and even contact me for a custom track!

Have a wonderful day!

[bees-per-minute-music]

This guy's always providing perfect piano dub fodder. Funny screenshots from animatic production below.

(Image ID: A video of Nagito Komaeda plays over a Logic Pro X project. Komaeda, as played by Brendan Blaber, says "I'm the Ultimate Lucky Student... At least that's what I'm called anyway. Brendan Blaber says "Ultimate Lucky Student?" as Hajime Hinata before noticing an error in Komaeda's portrait transition. He then launches into a somewhat musical rant, over which I have added some piano to harmonize. Clip audio is blue while piano audio is green. It goes "Ohhh, the way head stays the same between portraits but his body moves three or four pixels down left! It 's so badly made! It's so badly made! It 's gonna drive me insane." In the bottom right, a little white box appears to indicate what chords are being played at what time. In order: B flat, D minor, F7, E flat major 7, C7, D flat 7, E flat 7, F sharp 7, B minor, B flat 7, D flat add 9, C7, F minor. Insertdisc5 appears now in the little white box to tease, a shit-eating grin on their face as they flop back and forth: "Listen, it's a small indie game..." While they talk, in a gap where there should be green piano audio, there is instead a french flag and accompanying french music. The white box proverbial camera cuts to Brendan Blaber, slamming his fists into an electronic keyboard and making dissonant piano noises with diminishing vigor as he yells "It's not! It's not! It's not!" before leaning back and chuckling.

Below the video are two screenshots of animation cells made in Storyboard Pro. The first shows Brendan Blaber with no mouth, sitting at the keyboard staring sadly into the middle distance. The second shows him arms down on the keyboard, furious, with onion skin showing insertdisc5 on the previous frame smiling smugly and Brendan again on the next frame, fists in the air.)

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[nattousan]

[insertdisc5]

My yuri romance visual novel Serre finally has a store page!!! It's cute!!! It's about girls!!! It has a bug!!! please wishlist so I know you wanna play it 🐝🐝🐝

Serre on Steam

A visual novel about a girl and an alien drinking tea and falling in love!

[insertdisc5]

im gonna be real i completely forgot it's supposed to release tomorrow and i didnt do any marketing for it <3 it'll release in like early/mid april. i have a delayed game im a real gamedev now mom

(don't worry it's still available on itch if you wanna play it Right Now)

[bees-per-minute-music]

New Song: This one’s a racing type beat!

[dorothylarouge]

Ok

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[nudityandnerdery]

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

[alicewhimzy]

GO FORTH AND SEW THE SEEDS OF CHAOS! FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! 🤡😈

[butchqueersapphic]

“Dykes and Their Cars” by Chloe Sherman

[what-even-is-thiss]

I understand more and more things about cisgender men the longer I’m on testosterone. I know why teenage boys use so much axe now. I understand the crying thing. I know why they accidentally break things. I know why they wear shorts in the snow. I know why so many of them don’t use washcloths. I see everything.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay. Y’all want explainations? I’ll tell you all the things.

Testosterone makes you warm. With young men especially it can actually get really uncomfortable while their testosterone levels are at their peak. Often times coats and winter pants will keep in all their heat and it gets uncomfortable. So it makes sense to pick a part of the body to be exposed to help them stay cool. The legs tend to be the least uncomfortable part of the body to feel cold on. The arms are uncomfortable, the face hurts when it gets cold, and the torso is where all the important stuff is. It doesn’t actually hurt that much to have your lower legs exposed and there’s no important organs there so that’s what they go with to keep themselves from overheating in their winter jackets. Along this same vein, they might take their shirts off to jog or just have a naked torso in general during the summer because they’re in more danger of overheating than estrogen dominant people. Older men, children, and estrogen dominant people tend to do this stuff less because they have less testosterone and are therefore colder.

The axe thing is because of testosterone as well. Early on in puberty especially and into adulthood as well boys and men will stink no matter how hard they try. People often complain about how men don’t shower enough and while there is some truth to that testosterone makes you sweaty and it makes your smell last longer. It doesn’t smell worse than women’s BO, but it is harder to get rid of and easier to get. Before I started taking T I could get away with taking a shower every other day or even every three days. Now I have to take a shower every day. And some days when I shower, put on deodorant, put body spray on my clothes, avoid heavy physical activity, I still end up smelling awful. I just smell bad and there’s only so much I can do about it and that bottle of axe starts looking really tempting.

With crying? Testosterone just makes you cry less. You still feel all the same emotions. You just don’t cry as much. Men are often socialized to not cry, yes, but even those who haven’t been taught that still cry less. That’s just how testosterone works. They hit puberty and then it’s just harder to cry. It doesn’t necessarily mean they feel less than estrogen dominant people or that they’re repressed. They just have a different physical reaction to emotion.

They accidentally break things because testosterone makes it easier to gain muscle. Sometimes you even do it without meaning to. I already accidentally grabbed or slammed things too hard. Now I have to consciously be gentle. Some people forget about being gentle for a split second. Then things break. Sometimes I look at my hands now like what the hell did I just do. Relearning how to know my own strength. It’s a learning process.

The thing where some men don’t use washcloths and use their hands or a bar of soap instead isn’t because they’re lazy. It’s because they’re covered in hair and the washcloth pulls at it. It’s really uncomfortable actually.

[1-hug-man]

WOW THAT IS AWESOME INFO

[itssuchanicemorning]

This sounds like spiderman finding his superpowers

[what-even-is-thiss]

God, I love that comparison.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Op have you felt the urge to slap the top of the doorframe yet?

[lethargic-flora]

OKAY I REALLY WANNA KNOW THAT TOO WHY DO THEY DO THAT???

[what-even-is-thiss]

That one is to test how tall they’re getting. Men are on average six inches taller than women and it’s fun when you get really tall and can reach stuff you never could before. Once they’re done growing it’s either to demonstrate how tall they are to other people or just because it’s fun. Jumping is fun and slapping the doorframe demonstrates both your height and how high you can jump, or if you’re so tall you don’t need to jump. Hitting stuff is fun too when nobody gets hurt from it. I did that even before I started T lol. I stopped growing before I started T but I still do it because it’s fun. It’s just one of life’s little joys. For a lot of people it also just becomes a habit. Like tapping on a desk when you’re thinking or giving your friend a high five whenever you pass them.

[originaljediinjeans]

wow I appreciate knowing this so much

[roseapprentice]

Most people: “Huh, looks like it’s about impossible to guess the difference between biological and socialized gender behaviors. Let’s just pick a few semi-plausible generalizations and shame everyone who–”

Trans people on hormone therapy, finally in a culture that sometimes lets them talk a little bit: “OH HEY SO IT’S STILL ALL SUBJECTIVE AND COMPLICATED, BUT WE HAVE SOME VERY PRECISE POINTS OF INFORMATION FOR YOU.”

Most people: “Oh shit that’s useful.”

[hispanicdisorder]

[sighinastorm]

While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.

[mckitterick]

portable supramarine exploration device

[tgirl-thucydides]

[jessthecheesewitch]

[jelloapocalypse]

Finally, it is finished!

For the last two years my girlfriend Amy and I have been working on this project: "The Search for the Best Anime Opening". After watching thousands of OPs and editing for nearly ten times as many hours, the video is done.

This is our longest video to date. It's a full-lengthed video essay about the motion graphic design present in anime openings.

Unfortunately, the video took a bit of work to get uploaded and we had to replace a few songs and mess with some of the footage to get it on YouTube. A mirror version of the video can be found on Patreon, absolutely free if you'd like to hear all the songs.

...I did do terrible a capella covers of the ones we had to replace, though, so maybe you'll want to hear those anyways.

[nothingdoingcomic]

Nothing Doing no. 46

[forest-evergreene]

Fan edit from @jelloapocalypse stream yesterday when DR1 suddenly became Ace Attorney Investigation 2

[rvllybllply2014]

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

[technician-the]

New from Popular Robotics Magazine; this little Gardiner stands ready to protect and nurture your plants! 

the robot features a range of useful sensors and a self watering system. Full plans inside this months issue, on newsstands now!

unlike the last couple of days, I actually had tons of ideas for a robot+flower compositions. I also already have made a robot plant pot, but that one was a more fantastic quadruped design, and I felt I haven't made enough bipeds so far.

Most of the electronics are actually real, I used cad models as a base to get started, so this design boarders on actually build-able. the pump is even one I saw being sold as good for plant watering systems (lol)  

the background is my kitchen table, quickly built out from a 360 photo. this is the third time Ive used it. and there are some distortions, so I should probably takes some more photos and make a better model.