Pet The Bees

The bees love you, you can pet them and you will be safe. Trust me I'm a lawyer.

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[hellsitegenetics]

happy 4th to her

[epicsause-official]

im on a seahorse diet. i see horse and i ieat it

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[turtletotem]

“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned

“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

all the small things sand grain bug wings kitten puppies tadpole guppies baby fetus germs and amoebas hair strand (louse world) bartender mousegirl

[bish0ps]

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[retroactivebakeries]

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[crippled-peeper]

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

[solmanath]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

[waspcup]

i would.Get Grinkled Boy.

[evilbeast-moved]

reblog to grinkle a mutual

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[orteil42]

there should be an elephant species that's parasitic

[mythology-void]

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah