Beetroot Stains

No fun allowed.

[simpscreens]

[just-shower-thoughts]

For someone, this morning will be the last morning they wake up with all ten fingers.

[beetrootstains]

pls dont personally attack me on the internet

[beetrootstains]

Was trying to send my boyfriend ™ a sexy selfie but realised that he’d probs be way more into my pizza poster so he got this.

[halleywars]

[pope-goodvibes]

UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS

[phoenixshakari-deactivated20180]

This the same story

[kingjaffejoffer]

im tired yall

[beetrootstains]

My ex stepdad did something similar. Pretended to be a 15 year old boy and started a text relationship with my 15 year old friend so he could keep an eye on 15 year old me and make sure I wasn’t partying or secretly hanging out with boys.

[beetrootstains]

i am. so sick. im like, growling and snoring whilst awake????????????

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

[tommybruce]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“More, please.”

[galileoace]

That might be the clearest instructions I’ve ever seen from an animal

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[grumsal]

Alternate Universe Where Bones are Called Something Slightly Different

[breaks leg] Argh, my boings!

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[nevver]

Home alone, Paola Ciarska

[spoonstherat]

hit that pose girl

[beetrootstains]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

the fallen

[beetrootstains]

Worn out and gone out