BeetusTheYeetus

I mostly shitpost about Supernatural. Every once in a while I say something intelligent but don’t get used to it. My AO3

[beetustheyeetus]

Because I can’t stop thinking about the parallels between 4x22 and 15x2.

Dean taught Cas to care, but at what cost?

[beetustheyeetus]

I’ve never encountered a man as dedicated to a fuckass bob as Jared Padalecki

[clytemnestraaa]

lying in bed about to fall asleep and suddenly jolted awake by the memory that supernatural exactly redid brokeback mountain shots in the name of destiel. it really is just going to be the rest of my life i guess

[jasmineintheforest]

do you guys ever go crazy thinking about how dean and cas are this insane without even having confessed their love and while under a strict no homo gag order. They were doing Thisss much while still being completely silenced. Can u imagine. Can u fucking imagine if they had been allowed to not be that way. What the FUCK?!

[frozen-delight]

SPN Recurring Themes: Dean is an avid reader

(Which Davy Perez would know too if he’d ever bothered to watch the show.)

[watchandread02]

An angel made of light (and shadow)

For SPNsummer prompt 15: Sunshine

Inspo

[naked-covered-in-bees]

thinking of a thing where sam mentions to cas that dean will do almost anything cas tells him to do and cas thinks that's ridiculous and starts putting it to the test and cannot believe what he's getting away with (like driving baby around and getting dean's fries and dean kneeling down to tie cas's shoe for starters-which leads to dean miraculously drinking water and going to bed a little earlier and having a couple less drinks just cause cas gave him dom brow and didn't say please, even sam is astounded and all "you just...you just told him to...and he did it. the fuck.")

cut to dean in a better mood than he usually ever is following cas around asking if there's anything else he can do lol.

(he doesn't tell sam about the part where dean was rewarded for following all those instructions)

[dragon-lana]

People always act like Dean is the dense one when in the show Cas is doing this woe-is-me my-tragic-unrequited-love while Dean is in front of him practically doing this male bird mating dance

[beetustheyeetus]

What do you do after 6 years of grieving the shitty finale of a 15-season TV show? You pretend it didn’t happen. And then you write a fix-it that accidentally turns into an entire 16th season.

Yesterday, I posted the final chapter of Orange Juice. Here’s to an ending we all deserved.

[beetustheyeetus]

Why does “upgrade to go ad-free!” feel like being robbed at gunpoint. Like give us your money or we will continue to assault you with the same 10 ai slop adverts

[beetustheyeetus]

I have something controversial to say

[beetustheyeetus]

Queer coding and queer baiting are two different things, and we need to stop blindly slapping the latter onto every piece of media that doesn’t give us an explicit “I love you” or a kiss

[alivedean]

destiel + insane shit they say to each other

[sicksicksixx]

chapter 10 of come alive in the heat is up!!

[sirpompet]

Fic where post canon Dean saves Castiel and they’re totally normal bros about it and don’t talk about the confession or how fucked up Dean was when cas came back. Alls normal until a random portal opens up and (another) Dean steps through, and literally is all over Cas the moment he sees him.

They’re all confused and Other!Dean is a mess. Crying and everything. Won’t let go. When he calms down (still all over Cas btw) he explains that he’s from another universe, one where his Cas died too, in a similar manner to Cascas (dying love confession and whatnot) and other!Dean had been trying for months to get his castiel back. Nothings been working until now. He starts breaking down when Cas tells him that yes, he is also in love with Dean.

Other!Dean goes about asking Cas to go back to other world with him. Does everything to try and convince him. Makes promises, begs and pleads and it’s down right pathetic the way he barges with Castiel, who just shakes his head and tells Other!Dean he’s not leaving.

Cue more bargaining and anger before Castiel convinced him to go back to his world. Before ge goes Other!Dean asks to kiss him and he says no. And Other!Dean cries again because how obviously in love Castiel is with Dean, that he wouldn’t even take what he could get (kissing another version if Dean).

[heyhumitsme]

this scene always makes me laugh so hard because Mary's been back from the dead for like 30 seconds and she sees her son and his "friend" hug and she clocks them immediately she's like "oh so this is legal now ?"

i want to see the script to this soo bad like what was the head tilt for ??

[t0ast-ghost]

Just had a thought: imagine if destiel did go canon but every time they kissed or had implied sex a crack of thunder sounded and the lights flashed making the dark shadow of wings block out everything

[haunting-roses]

“you know i’m not one for praying, ‘cause in my book it’s… it’s the same as begging” and yet he had prayed to cas every night while searching for him in purgatory………. im gonna be SICK