kissthebrick

[beforeuthrowit]

Just a "65 yr old German guy humor" girl in a world of "social media comments humor" people

[beforeuthrowit]

Hey so today I (remembers you're supposed to not divulge your private life on the internet)... Did something really cool. Trust.

[thedigital-dumbcircus]

hey guys. I hope jax abstracts. Not because I hate him, I don’t hate him. Because I LOVE HIM. He is my FAVORITE AND I HOPE HE DIES. Do you understand?

[beforeuthrowit]

well you're not gonna believe me when I say this, but..

[thedigital-dumbcircus]

hey guys. I hope jax abstracts. Not because I hate him, I don’t hate him. Because I LOVE HIM. He is my FAVORITE AND I HOPE HE DIES. Do you understand?

[the-irreverend]

WAS THAT A GREAT FINALE OR WHAT!?!

[beforeuthrowit]

I feel like it was a way better finale than we actually deserved

[thedigital-dumbcircus]

“You don’t even know what people are LIKE before they abstract!“

Something tells me he’s gonna eat his words so bad

[beforeuthrowit]

Well he can't exactly eat his words now, can he?

[beforeuthrowit]

my friends are mocking my boyfriend and saying he's a pushover, but he's alright. He can be my pretty princess if he wants to. The omega to my alpha, if you will

[beforeuthrowit]

NO- NO, IT'S NICE.. IT'S SO NICE 🥹

Ugh he's so pathetic I love him

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[beforeuthrowit]

Chillest post in Tumblr btw

[coquettemouseevil]

I just need Jason and Leo to reunite..... Jason pulls Leo so close there's barely room to breathe. He wants to press himself against Leo until they merge. Trembling, Jason pulls his face away slightly and leans toward Leo's face.

With shaky breathes, he presses his nose against Leo's, and at the last second, slides his nose along Leo's cheek, nuzzling his friend's cheek before burying his face into the boys neck. Leo is left wide-eyed and flushed cheeks, not knowing what to do with his own hands or head or body

[beforeuthrowit]

whoooaa

[beforeuthrowit]

Oh, how am I doing? Well I'm (gestures vaguely)... Y'know...

[sweetsangel]

OH MY GOD????

[beforeuthrowit]

Not only is Jabber holding a part of Zanka's soul, but is also holding it with a part of his OWN soul.

RELEASE MEE

[beforeuthrowit]

I just closed the tumblr tab because I couldn't find any interesting posts and just then a fic rec appeared. It was too late, and now I will never find it.

[beforeuthrowit]

I figured that if Jabber is a labubu, then Zanka must be a skullpanda

(pretend the skullpanda is as majestic as they're supposed to be)

[beforeuthrowit]

Jabubu

[sabis-posts]

How it feels to an XY anime fan who also loves the sun and moon anime

(Like i get you know the artstyle change was a bit a turnoff for me for a while and ash did feel like he was less matured but it was still fun 😭 why does everybody hate it)

[beforeuthrowit]

What am I doing with my life